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Isn’t it hilarious how Harrow has absolutely no idea that Gideon is alive still? Like post gtn she’s there but Harrow doesn’t know anyone is riding sidecar on her subconscious or that while she’s passed out she’s being piloted by someone who’s only now beginning to come back into memory . or like the entire ntn odyssey where both of them were dead/in purgatory/ not conscious and when they were finally both awake and in the same room only Gideon knows Harrow is alive and across the room from her but Harrow is so overwhelmed by Alecto and her physical state and immediately passes out afterwards . Like it’s just So funny. hahaha.

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I think it would be funny in Alecto, if we spend more time on the Ninth, for the great aunts to, very affectedly, inform Harrow of her parents' passing during their silent practice to which Harrow barelly even manages to act either surprised or mournful (while Kiriona has a fit of laughter nearby).

"And that makes you, Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, our 311th Reverend Mother."

Freshly out of Hell and still dazed by whatever happend post tomb opening, Reverend Mother Harrowhark Nonagesimus, can urge no other reaction out of her but a slightly out of breath, shamefully informal "Ok."

Cue a pleathoa of mom jokes that everybody seems to get into.

"Reverend- forgive me Harrowhark, I cannot in good faith look at your face and call you-"

"Then please don't. Thank you, Paul."

"Oh, mother!" ejaculates Ianthe at her every movement.

"Oh, sorry mommy", Kiriona is already begging for it.

Worst things worst she is still, functionally, the last person ever born on the Ninth.

One thing about Eliot is he's gonna go so in on a grift. A wedding caterer? Get the fuck outta his way he's got two hundred guests to cook for and these canapes aren't gonna plate themselves. A baseball player? Fuck the con he gets a damn sandwich named after him. A supermarket worker? He's doing his full day of work AND THEN starting a union uprising first chance he gets. Sophie is "the grifter" but Eliot is the one who can match her freak for commiting to a character so hard it becomes your new personality for the next week