Need To Start Doing Yoga To Get More Flexible So I Could Get Fucked In Different Positions :)

Need to start doing yoga to get more flexible so I could get fucked in different positions :)

Think I'm having a sex crisis

Went to the beach today (I'm on a late vacation) and saw 2 guys. My second thought after seeing them was "wonder if they would be down for a threesome". These kinds of thoughts are getting a bit common since I haven't had sex since May (not counting my hands or toys).

Need someone to fuck me soon!!

Anal??

I've never done it, but want to.

Everything I read about anal says that it requires a very thorough preparation before trying. I know that porn isn't realistic when it comes to it, or anything really, but there guys just slide in, without lube or something to ease the way.

Can someone who did it share any insightful and useful info how to go about it?