"Duke Squints Suspiciously At The Clementine.

"Duke squints suspiciously at the clementine.

The issue is not the clementine itself; it’s fine, a bright orange that doesn’t look poisoned, probably. He doesn’t know how one would even go about poisoning a clementine. Besides, according to what little he’s managed to figure out about Jason, the older boy is more likely to have drugged it than poisoned it, if he’s done anything to it; still, Duke would like to avoid getting drugged, but Jason can hardly bare to be alone long enough for it to matter. So, the clementine is probably neither poisoned, nor drugged, and the most he risks by eating it would be a healthy dose of vitamin C.

Still remains the question of what the fuck is going on with the clementine."

-The Protector, Chapter 12: Miracle in Reverse

I am the one hiding under your bed ˜

The day Star Sapphire!Jason learns to flirt... It's all over for Kyle I fear, only going downhill from there (and by it i mean Kyle's higher cognitive functions)

… i got a little bold this time…

Batman: I know...you can be good

Catwoman, breath hot near his ear: But do you really want me to be?

Robin Jason: What the fuck is going on here?

I think the worst part is that while there is absolutely a connection between Kevin and Neil, it wasn't on purpose.

Like, Wymack went and took in a kid because he needed it, and also because he was the literal best striker in the world, and then found out he was hunted by the mafia.

And then, Wymack and Kevin took in a different kid, completely unrelated, because he needed it and also because he had the potential to be one of the best players in the world, and then all three of them found out he was being hunted by the same mafia? And they didn't do it on purpose?

Like if I were Wymack I would be so done like oh Aaron just committed a murder got it honestly we're all happy the fucker's dead, apparently I'm this guy's bio dad now sure whatever, oh Renee kidnapped a third half-dead mafia kid why not, Neil keeps picking fights with the mafia and winning eh might as well happen

Wymack: If I had a dollar for taking a kid connected to the mafia on a team, I'd have two dollars

Wymack: Which isn't much, but why the fuck did that happen twice

i have come here Just to say HELLO !!!!!!!!!!

Hello!