"Duke Squints Suspiciously At The Clementine.

"Duke squints suspiciously at the clementine.

The issue is not the clementine itself; it’s fine, a bright orange that doesn’t look poisoned, probably. He doesn’t know how one would even go about poisoning a clementine. Besides, according to what little he’s managed to figure out about Jason, the older boy is more likely to have drugged it than poisoned it, if he’s done anything to it; still, Duke would like to avoid getting drugged, but Jason can hardly bare to be alone long enough for it to matter. So, the clementine is probably neither poisoned, nor drugged, and the most he risks by eating it would be a healthy dose of vitamin C.

Still remains the question of what the fuck is going on with the clementine."

-The Protector, Chapter 12: Miracle in Reverse

Transmasc Jason Todd who never had his period before dying because malnutrition+ generally being a late bloomer, getting his period somewhen in Lost Days/UTRH, getting really intense PMS and assuming it's Pit Rage because nobody told him pms was a thing so he's like "ah yes the violent mood swings, fatigue and feeling like any slight frustration will get me unreasonably upset and might send me over the edge. Probably a sign that I am cursed by the waters of evil and that I came back wrong."

For real you expect me to spend more than five years under this administration and not one murder how am i supposed to cope

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

Batman: I know...you can be good

Catwoman, breath hot near his ear: But do you really want me to be?

Robin Jason: What the fuck is going on here?

Help I think my girlfriend is jealous of the girl I've promised my life to to keep us both alive wdid