Gloomurai-red - Bald Malleus

I'm not sorry

Mc: When I die, I want Belphie to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

Levi: (picking up Mc) I need your help

Mc: huh this is surprising

Levi: it's about my game

Mc: that's less surprising, your so happy you don't even notice what your doing

Mc: (crying)

Lucifer: stop that

Mc: (still crying) he's just to perfect

Lucifer: (sighing) Cerberus just gave you paw

Mc: (hugging Cerberus) he's just a perfect little guy

Incorrect quotes#831 No takesies backsies

You are in the human world Back with your family, Having A sleepover WIth Sibling(s)/Cousins

Mc: I don't even care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore, Come get me demons

Mc: Bring me home

A hand pops out of the bed

Dia*grabbing your leg*No takesies backsies!~

Sibling(s)/Cousins: AAAH!?-

We all know...he would do this-

Lucifer: Mc why are you still up?

Mc: I just woke up

Lucifer: and where are you going?

Mc: because someone has forbidden me from keeping drinks and snacks in my room every time I´m thirsty I have to get up walk to the kitchen have to say hello to Beel and then walk all the way back to my room which at this point I´m already awake

Lucifer: you don´t have to say hello to Beel

Mc: I´d rather die then ignore him