Do U Think Floyd Ever Calls Himself The Big Brother? Not Because Either Is Older Or Younger, No. Its

Do u think Floyd ever calls himself the big brother? Not because either is older or younger, no. It’s because he’s got that extra 1 cm height on Jade.

He sees Jade reaching for something and runs over like “oh let me get that for u. Since I’m taller.”

Floyd: “I gotta look out for my little bro”

Jade: (◡‿◡✿)

Most bosses: Yes, these are my left and right hands. They’re quite good at what they do, though they know the costs of failure…

Azul: These are my emotional support eels and they’re the most capable and amazing merfolk ever. If you say anything bad about them I’ll cry and then let them kill you. If you try to hurt them I’ll just straight up murder you. I mean - they are my. Employees. And we have. A mutual understanding. Yes. I’m not crying shut up-

I love how in Ortho's pe vignette he tells the tweels that Idia said walking is lame and the tweels decided to take it personally.

Idia: "Walking is overrated."

the tweels:

Ace and Y/n partnered for the robotic baby project

The teacher:*hands y/n a baby with a dark complexion*

Ace: you have some explaining to do.

Y/n: oh I’m so sorry you had to find out this way! Me and my lawyer Jack have been having an affair!

Jack: *holding his and Epel’s doll* what?!

Epel: JACK HOW COULD YOU!

The teacher: please have your family drama out of my classroom….

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #83

I've been writing CVs on "free" sites all evening only to find out that I can download them only once I pay for them FUCK YOU WEBSITES

Just had an epiphany...