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Crewel: I apologize for the sudden invitation Vangrouge.

Lilia: None needed professor, but I must ask. Is this a meeting between teacher and student or something more?

Crewel: The later. From guardian to guardian and I’ll make it short-

Crewel: Keep that curious little dragon of yours away from my pup.

Lilia: But what ever for Divus? They’ve grown quite fond of eachother, I’m sure you’ve noticed.

Crewel: Believe me I have, and I think it’s quite enough. So I suggest you do me this favor.

Lilia: Not until you give me an answer as to why-

Crewel: To be frank with you I’d rather them not be around such a ticking time bomb. Whether he realizes it or not.

Lilia: Well sure Malleus isn’t perfect, but what better way to remedy that than engaging with friends?

Crewel: Because when engaging with ‘FRIENDS’ leads them to put THEIR life on the line to solve OTHER’S problems then I’d rather they had NONE!

Lilia: …

Crewel: ..I cannot stand by waiting for the day that they get hurt again. And if it’s by your prince’s hands then there is no predicting what can happen.

Crewel: I won’t allow it. *walks away*

Lilia: *sigh*

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^this but poorly drawn cause I felt like drawing, but it’s also 5 am and I haven’t slept

Drawings below the cut

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

Leona and Sebek proceed to fight.

First Years At A Festival

Deuce: Ah, wait. I think we lost Sebek.

Jack: The hell do you mean “lost him”? How do you even lose somebody that loud?

Epel: Or somebody who’s that tall??

Ace: Or somebody with green hair???

Yuu: Irrelevant. But I have the solution to this problem.

Jack: Oh no.

Yuu, taking a deep breath and then screaming: MALLEUS SUCKS!!!

Voice From the Crowd Behind: WHO SAID THAT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! COME, SHOW YOURSELF!!

Voice from the Crowd in Front: HELL YEAH, HE DOES!

Yuu: So, the good news is that I found Sebek and he should be heading over here now. The bad news is that he’ll probably try to kill me once he gets here. And in unrelated news, I have also located Leona-senpai.

Jack: … Why?

Ace and Y/n partnered for the robotic baby project

The teacher:*hands y/n a baby with a dark complexion*

Ace: you have some explaining to do.

Y/n: oh I’m so sorry you had to find out this way! Me and my lawyer Jack have been having an affair!

Jack: *holding his and Epel’s doll* what?!

Epel: JACK HOW COULD YOU!

The teacher: please have your family drama out of my classroom….

He’s so Babygirl 😍😍😘😘

Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #13

MC: *talking to the first years*My future partner must be smart,strong, brave, organized

Idia: *On the floor crying cause Ortho forced him to go outside and he hates it*

MC: That one, i want that one 

Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #13

MC: *talking to the first years*My future partner must be smart,strong, brave, organized

Idia: *On the floor crying cause Ortho forced him to go outside and he hates it*

MC: That one, i want that one 

☺️😇

Y/n’s into nerdy freaks

Idia: *talking about nerdy shit*

Y/n: mmmm fucking nerd~

Idia: W-what?

Y/n: keep explaining I’m gonna get undressed

Idia: 0o0

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

twst Incorrect quote #313

*MC called Malleus to hang out with them*

Malleus: “You’re… inviting me over?!?!”

*Immediately changing into his best clothes*

Malleus: “Absolutely! I’ll be there in an hour!” *ends the call*

Malleus: “My child of man wants to see me~~!”

Malleus: “Take that depression!”

Twst quotes #04

Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.

-

Cater: Croissants: dropped.

Kalim: Road: works ahead.

Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Idia: Shavacado: fre.

Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.

Leona:

Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

-

Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?

Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.

Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.

-

Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.

Yuu: Grass? Yes!

Idia: Moss? Yes!!

Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!

Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.

Yuu: Twigs? Usually!

Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!

Azul: How did you… test this?

Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.

Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.

Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

-

Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.

Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.

Yuu: You can get me home.

Sam: Don't be such a bitch.

Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Twst quotes #06

Grim: Do you ever think? Because I don't.

-

Yuu: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

-

Yuu, on the phone: So no head?

Yuu: *Breaks Crowley's phone and mask*

-

Ace, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Deuce:Yes?

Ace: We're in too deep.

-

Yuu: If I die you can have what little I own.

Jamil: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Yuu: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Jamil:

Jamil: *Sighs* Let me call Professor Crewel.

Twst incorrect quotes#07

Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.

Ace: If something breaks?

Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.

Ace: If it doesn't work?

Epel: We blame Grim.

Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

-

Vargus: Why are you like this??

Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

-

Kalim: I'm cold.

Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Ace: I'm cold.

Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.

-

Riddle: How was your day, Ace?

Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?

Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

-

*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*

Yuu: *enjoys in silence*

Twst incorrect quotes #11

Cater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Cater: My Magicam banner photo is a landscape.

-

Yuu: Yeah, I don’t like people.

Crowley: Oh, well now that’s not fair Yuu. Have you met all of them?

Yuu: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards! You're a perfect example.

-

*Yuu talking about their world*

Yuu: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.

Yuu: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live there.

-

Azul, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Idia: ....That’s a gecko—

-

*Yuu walking into the dorm leaders meeting*

Yuu: Sorry I'm late.

Yuu: I was doing…

Yuu: Stuff.

Azul: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Yuu: Yo, Azul!

Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?

Azul: Why..?

Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.

Yuu: Happy Christmas bitches!

Yuu: Now, I can't give any of ya'll shit 'cause I be broke.

Yuu: For that I'm sorry. But I sure as HELL expect presents.

Yuu: Now I'm gonna go and hang with Tsunataro while you all freak out about how you didn't get me anything but, at like, the end of the day you somehow get me something and I'm gonna have to act like it's the best present in the world while knowing some of ya'll didn't do nothin while the rich ones get me something that's expensive, or just plain money in Leona's case. Don't worry about it though Ruggie, we broke besties.

Yuu: Shit. I went on a whole monolouge.

Merry Christmas ya'll, and happy birthday to Karma.

twst Incorrect quote #230

*when MC is invited to the dorm head meeting*

MC: *walking in and sitting on Malleus’ lap*

All the dorm heads: ….

Crowley: “Why are you sitting there?”

MC: “There’s no free seats.”

Crowley: “But we brought in a new chair for-”

Malleus: *hugs MC tightly* “There are no free seats.”