Glorytoad - Keep That Horrid Thing Away From My Affairs

Do trans men get their ding-a-lings precircumcised, or do they have to wait until after like God intended?

*Wears these while passive aggressively picking up garbage and staring at my neighbors so that they know I’m pissed their shit keeps blowing into my lawn.*

Hey, mind if I borrow your gun?

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Those three Christmas ghosts probably could have stopped Hitler from committing world war 2. But what they did for that old guy was cool too I guess.