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My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.

My internal debate as a G.I.Joe fan watching Snake Eyes:

Me: ...

My brain: ...

Me: Well, I like the acting. Henry Golding is doing a surprisingly good job as Snake Eyes

My brain: Dude-

Me: And the action is kinda good! Bit too reliant on the shaky cam, but the final action scene is pretty solid!

My brain: Dude-

Me: And Scarlet and Baroness are here, and done pretty well! And they're setting up for future movies, that oughta be really cool-

My brain: Dude, you tore Black Widow a new one and it has a lot less problems then this movie.

Me: ... FUCK, you're right.

Me: Can I be into something conventional? Like, choking? BDSM?

My brain:

I have just made a hilarious discovery....

Merida (yes the Disney princess) is the child of Gimli and Legolas from Lord of The Rings.

Think about it, Gimli has red hair and stubbornness.

Legolas has the skill with the bow and the incredible hair length and shiny-ness.

MERIDA HAS ALL OF THESE COMBINED!!!!!!!!

Don’t ask me how this is possible but yeah. I believe that Merida is the child of Gimli and Legolas. Try to make me change my mind, I dare you!

😂