I Think The Most Ironic Thing About Ultimate Dirk Is That He Isn't Even Dirk. At Least Not That Dirk

I think the most ironic thing about Ultimate Dirk is that he isn't even Dirk. At least not that Dirk that we knew, because in Ultimate Self his personality bluring with "filters" of his difference selfs and it's. It's kinda really funny. Ultimate self of character isn't it character.

And also that's funny because Dirk clearly was tired of who he is and Ultimate Self for him is like a escape from who he was (before he became his even more worst self and this circle is eternal)

Dirk pesterquest route but everything ending with that Candy!Dave just hit Dirk's lips with his own and everyone in shock

morning cuddle ("found")

Void.

Candy epilogue is basically like trikster arc. (Basically mostly for Dirk but okay)

1) One of cherubims enjoys it: Candy timeline is obviously guarded by alt!Calliope, and Caliborn enjoyed seeing trikster arc. Also one of "authors" opposite them in that - Hussie telling Caliborn why trikster arc is NOT good and Ult!Dirk clearly opposite alt!Calliope.

2) Dirk can't find happiness in both arc: in trikster arc he is only one who still have straight mind and understand everything that happens, and in candy epilogue he only one who can't find his happiness and then having a break down around it.

3) it's only me but in 14 chapter Dirk says that characters in candy timeline lives and thinking about romantic and etc things and this is not for him. It's basically like in trikster where Jake Jake and Roxy yelled about marriage and having-childrens thing and Dirk was like "what the FUCK"

Hehe! I wanted draw something else, but.. I feel tired so here we go.