How I Sleep Knowing I Have No Future And Will Be Dead By 20

how i sleep knowing i have no future and will be dead by 20

BIG BIG BIG TW FOR SH UNDER THE CUT (haha)

there goes my two months clean 🥶

(Ignore my hairy ass legs, I hate the way my legs look, so I wear pants, and so no point in shaving)

:3

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baby's first tag Game lol

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Tagging: @gooseissoepic @artofhazbinhotel @ihavebadtasteinmen @finneatsrocks @bunsihunsi

Bro, what the fuck?

No wonder Bill fell hard and assumed that Ford would be into causing the apocalypse together with him. If my man Ford was dropping casual lines like these in Bill's presence, no wonder he would assume that this was a man made of co-galactic-chaos-god-king material.

I love how TBOB turned Ford's "I was an innocent and naive scientist tricked by a cruel master manipulator" into "Oh, he was definitely tempted to go down hand in unlovable hand!" Like yes, clearly he still has moral framework that Bill doesn't, but I'm sure that there are dark hours of the night where Ford almost wishes he didn't.

absolutely mind blowing that in this gravity falls renaissance brought on by the revelation that the old man definitely fucked that triangle, i have seen NO ONE bring up the "ah, the scalene triangle" video

guys, we need to fix this.

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (Round 5, Match 2)