Me When Im SOOOOOOOO Normal About Greek Mythology And Curses And What Not. Anyway I Like To Think Orestes

me when im SOOOOOOOO normal about greek mythology and curses and what not. anyway i like to think orestes a little hesitant abt matricide on the journey. when your cringe god bestows you with some fucking task

“What if Odysseus adopts Astyanax 🥰” tf happens to Andromache in that timeline then?

IF I SEE ONE MORE POST WANTING ODYSSEUS TO ADOPT ASTYANAX I WILL KILL SOMEONE

If we think like people, what would happen 🤔 Not really what would happen

1. THIS CHILD WILL DIE IN THE STORM ON THE WAY TO GREECE

2.IF NOT he will kill them all like dogs and you know what HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DO SO

@tiredguyswag

Agamemnon serving zero cunt because he gave it all to his depressed kids

"if i was paris i'd have picked athena" "i would have picked hera"

you fool. you utter buffoon. it doesn't matter. it never mattered. you sound like the dumbasses who say they wouldn't have turned around if they were orpheus. you, like them, are completely missing the point. the war was always going to happen as a result of who he picked, just perhaps the catalyst would have been different. and does picking a different catalyst really make you any better? lets say you picked hera and her offer of kingdoms. so you doom your nation to ruin for wealth? power? and that, in your mind, is the morally superior choice to dooming it for love? shall we clap and cheer for you? oh wise one so above the fickleness and follies of love! you, unlike paris, would doom your nation for Practical reasons. well, forgive me, but thats incredibly dull and you sound incredibly boring