Dukiee! Hi Dukie:)) Hi Chris

dukiee! hi dukie:)) …hi chris😒

(greek au, dionysus duke, heracles chris)

dionysus likes to pop in on the islands cause the poor bastards need some cheering up (wine) and they give him nice armor and pelts in return

There are correct answers

1. Kill Peris as a baby

2.Peris had to kill his beloved bull as his father told him too

3.If he had listened to his wife Oenone

4.If he lives (which is a shame) give the apple to Hera

the whole trojan war could have been avoided if paris just. ate the apple in one comically large bite. athena, hera, and aphrodite would have been stunned into silence.

been on a Trojan War kick lately and I'm making it everyone's problem

x I plead the fifth

People who hate or dislike Athena and Hera are objectively stupid.

They can't stand strong female characters

I hate seeing hate for my girls <3

you may have seen achilles in his miserable blanket burrito but have you seen odysseus Sitting Like That while appealing to achilles in his miserable blanket burrito

achilles looking all "make him stop make him stop make him stop"