Darlin, Who's A "picky Eater" And Would Be Happy If They Just Ate The Same Meal Every Day,

darlin, who's a "picky eater" and would be happy if they just ate the same meal every day,

but sam refuses to let them because apparently microwave mac n cheese doesn't have enough nutrients 😒

Lasko past relationship hc

Tw for sexual abuse in and out of relationships

Once he left home from his terrible mother he met a man

A man that he gave his literally everything to

This was laskos first and only example of love

So when that man want something, lasko provided, even if he didn't have or want to

He thought because it was his boyfriend, no wasn't an option

And his boyfriend was all he had. He wouldn't admit but he was stuck

Untill he made another friend, a friend who help lasko understand the truth about his " amazing" boyfriend.

A friend who convinced him to leave said boyfriend. And when he did , the friend took advance of the emotional lasko.

He ran back to the boyfriend. He didn't like it. But it was reliable, it was bad and made him feel disgusting but it never changed. It was predictable.

He stayed with him for about 2 more years after that. Till his boyfriend left him for another.

Darlin and sam who asr still just friends

But one day darlin makes a move, they don't even relize the deeper feelings they just physically wanted sam

Sam who does feel the deeper feeling, but isn't ready, doesn't want them. Sam who even knowing that, doesn't stop darlin, he wants it just as much

Darlin that breaks down when sam is soft and gentle with them, darlin that stops Sam

Darlin and sam that just cuddle , because that's all they are ready for

Darlin and sam that still, as a long term couple pretend that night never happened

Thinking about other couples and a marriage

Specifically sam and darlin

I imagine that at least before his turning sam thought marriage was important.

And even as an immortal he finds it special

Darlin similarly finds a security in marriage

But no one understood a marriage between a mortal and immortal.

So they did it for them selfves, just at a court house before going to a good steak house

They love being secretly married

Sam and darlin jealousy head canons

Darlin gets more jealous then Sam but they make nice so people never understand that.

A person flirting with sam before darlin approaches

Some makes a joke, darlin punches them in a 'friendly ' way. the person can't sense darlin hidden malicious, they joke and think darlin just doesn't know how to control their strength

Sam has the opposite problem

He doesn't get jealous often, if darlin seem comfortable, he's comfortable.

But he can't deny he has a resting bitch face so when he approaches darlin with someone. That person looked like they were gonna run away.

It make darlin laugh

Where their most jealous is together

They go to pack meets or vampire get together and every one raves about how perfect angel/David or Vincent/lovely are. When they get home they're both like

" we also fucking perfect"

" do they not know are love story"

They're a power couple jealous of other power couples

Wdym the redacted community isn't filled with bitchless mfers? Wdym y'all have partners?