Hc + For A Travel-themed Headcanon

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

Thanquol has travelled to many far away lands on various missions. Each one he seems to hate more than the last, so picking a favourite would be impossible. He’s also not keen on the act of travel itself. Boats bring up bad memories, travelling by foot is exhausting (and unbecoming of a Grey Seer of his status), and magical transportation can be risky. His favourite mode of transport is of course to be carried by Boneripper.

If you had the choice to turn into a monster what monster would you turn into?

“I will humour this question-query… let me think-consider”

“An obvious choice-option would be a rat ogre like Boneripper. The brute strength-muscle would be good-appreciated, but the lack of brains… no-no, it will not do.”

“Dwarf-things are certainly monstrous-ferocious, but I would rather-prefer to pull out my own teeth-fangs.”

“A noble dragon-rat, on the other paw, now that would be a creature-beast befitting a Grey Seer as impressive as me! Of course I would keep-retain my vast intellect in this form, and all would rightfully fear-obey me!”

Forgive me, Horned One 🛐

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Real?

At the museum and this rat looks ANGRY