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“FOOL-MEAT!! The only fate-destiny here is me gnawing the wretched meat-flesh from your profane bones… if daemon-things have such a thing. HEED MY WORDS, I do not fear you!”
(Actual Thanquol reaction)
"Rat mage! The fates bring us together again."
@greyseerthanquol
"BONERIPPER, PROTECT-GUARD ME"
He shoves a hapless rat ogre between himself and the daemon and skitters for his life
"Don't you?"
He approaches, axes in hand, a cruel grin upon his face.
“ Do not associate with the daemons, they are so gross and eugh. The only thing Skarbrand has got going for him is his palette of crimson. That is it.
ME, on the other hand… “
Not the vampire giving him a hefty pat on the back,
“ — I can give you luxury. ~ “
”Rgh. Daemon-things. I want-wish nothing to do with that wretched, foul-smelling beast. I kill-banished it once before and will do it again.”
He flinches and bares his teeth at the vampire.
💭This no-fur thinks it can trick-fool me… luxury sounds nice though. Perhaps-maybe I can spin this in my favour
“Luxury you squeak-say?”
He squeaks when grabbed, writhing and clawing and biting before realising the futility.
“Wait-wait, noble daemon-thing! Not cowardice, I was simply seek-pursuing a tactical retreat! Do not kill-kill me, I can get-find you more-more blood than my body contains”
The Reaper doesn't even look at the Rat Ogre, batting him aside with one deft, bone crunching swing of his arm. He charges after Thanquol, snatching him up in bloody red hands.
" Your cowardice is vile."
grabs by the tail and throws at the wall
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
"<send more rat into lustria. this is strategic move. not trap to feed saurus.>" @lastdefendr
“I want nothing-NOTHING to do with that disgusting-foul place full of wretched scaly-things!! Though… maybe-perhaps I will send some annoying lackey-servants. Your problem now-now.”
“I know many-many mage-things, with far more-more ichor-bile than me! Free-release me and I can bring them to you!”
He squeaks when grabbed, writhing and clawing and biting before realising the futility.
“Wait-wait, noble daemon-thing! Not cowardice, I was simply seek-pursuing a tactical retreat! Do not kill-kill me, I can get-find you more-more blood than my body contains”
hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon
Skaven aren’t known to be romantic creatures, but Thanquol does have one true love…
hc + 🎓 for an education-themed headcanon
Thanquol learned magic under the tutelage of his late master Sleekit. He hated his master, but was motivated to learn. This was mainly due to his desire to be superior to his fellow apprentices, and to one day kill Sleekit and take his place.
also I apologise for these terrible doodles I forgot how to draw
hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon
Thanquol has travelled to many far away lands on various missions. Each one he seems to hate more than the last, so picking a favourite would be impossible. He’s also not keen on the act of travel itself. Boats bring up bad memories, travelling by foot is exhausting (and unbecoming of a Grey Seer of his status), and magical transportation can be risky. His favourite mode of transport is of course to be carried by Boneripper.
Look-seeking to commission a new Boneripper. My last one was defective and exploded. Where are the Moulder flesh-shapers when I need-need them?? Useless mouse-spleened idiots
If you had the choice to turn into a monster what monster would you turn into?
“I will humour this question-query… let me think-consider”
“An obvious choice-option would be a rat ogre like Boneripper. The brute strength-muscle would be good-appreciated, but the lack of brains… no-no, it will not do.”
“Dwarf-things are certainly monstrous-ferocious, but I would rather-prefer to pull out my own teeth-fangs.”
“A noble dragon-rat, on the other paw, now that would be a creature-beast befitting a Grey Seer as impressive as me! Of course I would keep-retain my vast intellect in this form, and all would rightfully fear-obey me!”
Which horror movie villain can you survive and why?
“To answer this question-query I commissioned Clan Skryre to build me a dimension-hopping machine-device so I could watch your so-called ‘horror movies.’”
“I did not find them particularly scary-frightening.”
(He did)
“I could easily kill-kill any of the man-things with melee weapons.”
(He probably could)
“The more-more monstrous-things would be trickier, but with my strong-powerful magic and my quick wit I could overcome them.”
(He probably would run away)
