Hello, Everyone.

Hello, everyone.

As Pride Month falls upon us, I just want to say something:

I will not stand for asexual, aromantic, or nonbinary erasure/discrimination from anyone--including others in the LGBTQIA+ community.

Our struggles may not always be the same as those of other sects of the community, but that doesn't mean we don't belong. We aren't "fakers" or "posers." We aren't looking to "usurp" you or make others take you less seriously by drawing attention to ourselves. We just want equal and equitable treatment to cishet people in law and in society, just like all of you.

If you still take issue with us simply existing, don't read my content anymore. Unfollow me. Block me. Whatever. Just get out. My page is a safe place for people of all marginalized identities, including those who identify as aromantic, asexual, or nonbinary. This isn't a place for bigots in any form, whether they be open about their views or masquerading as champions of equality. Animal Farm isn't a guidebook; certain groups are not "more equal than others." We must fight for equity and equality together, and Pride Month is a crucial time to emphasize this.

Happy Pride Month.

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

It's Turtle Tuesday!

Have a giant teddy bear of a turtle (guest starring his favorite ~Little Man~). :)

(I don't remember the whole tag list, but I'm sure @coconurt does.)

I just realized...

I'm a geezer (U.S. definition, not U.K.) by FNAF fandom standards. I was here for stuff like:

"Foxy is a good guy."

"Phone Guy was stuffed in Chica."

"Freddy can teleport into your office even if you have both doors shut."

"Freddy watches you on the first two nights so he can adapt to your strategy."

"Mike kill all."

"FREEDOM!!!"

The Bonnie, Toy Bonnie, and Mangle gender wars

The height of Five Nights at F---boy's (still pretty solid from a gameplay standpoint if you're into RPGs; the Complete Collection rebalanced a few things, too, like Toy Bonnie's moveset)

That Purple Guy animatronic hoax

pole-bear's humanized animatronic designs being everywhere (still miss them :'))

Vincent

Muse of Discord's old FNAF songs

The first look at Springtrap; we called him "The Salvage", and some even thought he was a form of Golden Freddy

The initial release of stuff like "Die in a Fire" and "5 AM at Freddy's: The Sequel"

Heck, the release or peak of all sorts of animations. "Fazbear and Friends," "Cheesy Death," "Freddy Head," "Foxy Gets Hooked," Crazy Boris' "Freddy's Troll Palace" series... A lot.

That one FNAF 4 teaser whose source code accidentally gave coordinates to a real-life pizzeria. The pizzeria was pretty cool about the situation and even did a little promotion for FNAF.

Three whole games released in the span of nine months (I wasn't here for the release of the original FNAF.)

Dream Theory and all the initial outrage around it

OG FNAF World--the one with the 8-bit-style world map

"Thank you!"

I know I'm in the prime of my life, but man, I feel old. TvT

FOR SCIENCE!! :D

We've had some fun films come out this year, but there are still more to come. Let's hope they really do wind up being great!

(Also, is it just me, or is this year weirdly centered on bear-themed horror movies? We've already had Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and Cocaine Bear, and now the FNAF movie is coming out in October. It's like how last year was strangely Pinocchio-centric.)

I know!!! There's so much here that Nickelodeon just...threw away. It's devastating.

On that note, the new trailer raised my hopes for Mutant Mayhem, but I don't think I'll ever be able to get rid of the thought, "They killed Rise for this." Those are just my internal biases at work, and I'm sure MM will be a good time, but still. Rise didn't have to die so soon. It wasn't supposed to die so soon, and everyone can clearly see it.

But hey, as a wise red-eared slider once said, "A ninja's greatest weapon is hope." I'm not giving up until we get actual, firm news one way or the other. The silent treatment from Nickelodeon is pretty damning, but cartoon reboots and continuations have been done before. We have the numbers. We have the passion. We have the moxie. We can make it happen here.