GO NINJAS, GO NINJAS, GO!!

GO NINJAS, GO NINJAS, GO!!

IT'S TIME NINJAS!!

Pre-Orders for TURTLES TOGETHER: A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ZINE are officially OPEN!!

Turtles Together is a 100+ page book filled to the brim with ninja kickin', pizza eatin', totally tubular turtle goodness! Featuring iterations ranging from 1987 to 2023, there's a turtle generation for every fan in here!

Starting with the breathtaking cover made by the amazing @daedelweiss , this zine is full of stunning art, gripping stories and incredible merch - made FOR fans BY fans! If you love the TMNT, then this is the package for you!

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This is a charity zine and proceeds will be going to the Sea Turtle Conservancy!

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Some fanart of Sunita, because she's underrated and needs more love

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ok so @somerandomdudelmao's rottmnt au is making my brain rot and i may have made a rough draft of a song for uncle tello bc he has stolen my heart.

it is very much a ~r o u g h~ draft so pls excuse the horrid mic quality and singing lmaooo

im hoping to finish it and officially publish it on my youtube + spotify soon!!

IGNORE THE MOUSE CLICKS OML I FORGOT ABOUT THEM

Let's roll, boys.

We can break them down by generation, too, just for fun. Going by the timeframes listed on the Wikipedia page for social generations:

The 1987 turtles are Gen Xers.

2003 are Millennials.

ALL OF THE OTHERS are Zoomers (though you could make a case for classifying the 2012 turtles as Zillennials, and maybe the MM boys as Zalphas).

I can't speak for the others, but the Rise boys fit the bill for Gen Z's unadulterated chaos. And for whatever reason, I can see the 2003 turtles eating avocado toast and drinking Starbucks.

I want a TMNT iteration crossover but with the turtles being the ages they would currently be in 2023. So you have the 51 year old 1987 turtles, 35 year old 2003 turtles, 26 year old 2012 turtles, 18-20 year old Rise turtles, and 15 year old MM turtles. Put them in a room together.

More IRL(-inspired) Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans

Donnie: *sends a screenshot of an announcement of Charles Martinet's retirement* o7 Leo: *sends an image of a crying Mario* Donnie: Wait, no, he isn't dead!! Just retired! Leo: I know. But it won't be the same. Rest in pepperoni, sweet prince.

~

Leo: Raph, do you really need to bring your entire stuffed animal collection with you just to watch TV?

Raph: Yes. Now, excuse me while I get some popcorn to share with Captain Cuddles, Doctor Hugginstein, and Cheech. And not you. -v-

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Donnie: *sends pictures of some Thinking Putty and an Otamatone* N E W T O Y S April: Oh no. It's him. The music note man. Donnie: I know! Isn't he great? April: Hellspawn. Remove he at once. Donnie: I'm bringing him to game night.

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(2 hours into a single round of Uno)

Mikey: *puts down one of his two remaining cards* UNO...!!

April: YES!!!?!

Leo: Promise?! PLEASE?!

Raph: Guys... I...I'm sorry. *puts down a Wild +4 card* It's all I can play.

Donnie: It's okay! It's okay. *draws 4 cards, just barely holding it together* At least...it isn't being directed...toward Mikey. :) :) :) :) :)

April: Uh, Raph. You still have to pick a color.

Raph: ...Oh, right. Color. Um... Blue.

Mikey: ................................................................. *face-table* F--k you...

Raph: AWW, COME ON! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!

Donnie: *stares blankly at the table* I may be a man of science, but I firmly believe that we're cursed.

Leo: Great. We're trapped here until the end of time.

April: Next time someone pulls a stunt like that, I'm ripping up all the cards.