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A NEED

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An old moodboard I made, because I was bored and had a hardcore Zootopia phase

Stupid Headcanon Time!

I have Genshin Impact on the mind, this headcanon speaks to me.

Warning: Slight spoilers for Obey Me and Genshin Impact

MC and Leviathan are grinding through Genshin, not saying a word.

Levi: ...

MC: ...

MC: ..."wanna compare their personalities to your brothers?"

Levi: "Quit reading my mind!"

They both assemble their line up of characters while sitting on the cold, hard floor.

MC: "Alright, let's go! Lucifer?

Levi: "Easy! Diluc! Both are red. Both are brooding, responsible types. Both have scowls that can scare the dead. And both have morons for second brothers."

MC: "Ouch! Okay. Give me one!

Levi: "Mammon."

MC: "Okay...here me out! Zhongli..."

Levi: "WHAT?!

MC: "Hold on! Hold on! We play as his sugar momma in some quests, he's crafty and cunning...okay nevermind I got nothing. Childe."

Levi: "Better. S-so, w-what about me?

MC: "Sucrose."

Levi: "AHHHH! I-I-'M NOT WORTHY!!! SHE'S TOO CUUUUUUTE!!!

MC: "Okay, okay! Calm down my little waifu. Satan?"

Levi: "Ah! Sorry! Sorry! U-u-um. Xiao? "

MC: *Imitating Satan* "You have no respect for the ways of the cat bois!"

Levi: "Hahahaha!

MC: "Hehe! Asmo?

MC and Levi: "Kaeya."

MC: "Not even a competition."

Levi: "Beel?"

MC: "Hmm. Paimon."

Levi: "Explain."

MC: "They both ask simple questions and are motivated by food. Honestly, same."

Levi: " I don't know how I feel about that."

MC: "Belphie?"

Levi: "Qiqi?"

MC: "I find it extremely ironic that you're comparing a zombie to Belphie. Shouldn't I be the zombie?"

Levi: "What do you mean?"

MC: "Nevermind."

Bruce: Harley Quinn is throwing bricks at my house but what am I gonna do, stop her?

Selina: She's just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. She's saving your life.

Bruce: Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life.

I-☠️