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*Gasps*
Wahhhhhh sugoiiiii!
Kendo club
Wow.
It's so freaking apt.
Asmodeus: “Satan beat up a man at the supermarket.”
Satan: “Wow, that makes it sound more dramatic than it was.”
Leviathan: “It’s online, Satan, you knocked him out.”
Satan: “He hit his head on the counter.”
Lucifer: “Wait what do you mean ‘online?’”
Belphegor: “Someone had an iPhone and they recorded it.”
Satan: “Yeah but it doesn’t show what happened before. This guy cut in front of me, called me a bitch.”
Lucifer: “So you hit him?”
Satan: “I confronted him.”
Mammon: “You knocked him out with a bag of frozen French fries.”
Woahhh there asmo what???
Obey Me Out of Context #53
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Beel: Mc is very angry….
Lucifer: Don't worry, they'll get over it soon.
Beel: How can you be so sure?
Lucifer: *smirk* Because I've enchanted the mayonnaise so they can't open it, they'll ask us for help.
Beel: Ooooh and do you think that-
A sound of glass breaking is heard and they run over there.
Lucifer and Beel: …
Mc: *with the broken glass mayonnaise jar in one hand* …. *staring at them* …
Lucifer: …
Mc: *being a proud bastard almost as much as the avatar of pride* Hum *leaves without saying anything to them*
Beel: I guess we'll have to look for another way…
Lucifer:… Sometimes I forget why they have a pact with me.
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Imagine that Solomon doesn't like to show his body. In all his outfits (except “arabian clothes”) he is always covered practically up to his neck.
So from that thought, I have the headcanon that Solomon's body is full of marks (I think it's something practically consensual in the fandom xd), not only from pacts with demons, but scars of wounds, marks of magical healing, remains of curses, patterns of ancient rituals done on his own body, traces of his not-aging, and other remains of experiments on his own flesh, because we already know that Solomon had a turbulent life after and before meeting Barbatos. And those marks were another stigma for the other humans, so he started to hide them. He used to cover them up with magic, but there came a time when that was a waste of energy and he stopped doing that.
So imagine now, during Mc and Solomon's living together on the same roof during nightbringer. The sorcerer is comfortable, and he is in the residence where he stayed so many times in the past, so when he leaves his bedroom he forgets to change, coming out in a tank top and shorts, he finds Mc drinking coffee and looking at him with eyes like saucers. When the magician notices, he gets nervous, many people have rejected him because of those marks. But Mc had nothing else to say but:
Mc: *looking him up and down* Nice~
Solomon: *nervous* I can ex- What?
Mc: Your body, your skin, is nice *caressing one of his tattoos* so much history.
Solomon: *blushing* Oh…
Mc: *smiling mischievously* The rest isn't bad either…
Solomon: *redder than a tomato* Mc!!!
Now the sorcerer thinks about changing his closet every time he passes a store.
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Mc and Mephisto walking around RAD
Demon: Hey Mc thanks for helping me with the job the other day!!!
Mc: You're welcome! If you need help again let me know.
Demoness: Mc, the song you recommended was awesome, come by the club soon!!!
Mc: I'll drop by there sometime.
Mephisto: It never ceases to amaze me how well you've integrated into Devildom despite being a human.
Mc: Well I grew up hearing that I was going to hell for this or for that. So let's just say I had my mind made up *sticks thumbs up*
Mephisto: What-
Mc: What I didn't expect was that this moment would come so quickly :D.
Mephisto: *covering his mouth with worry* I don't have words to refute that… But good for you… I guess.
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The brothers: *looking suspiciously at the human food*
Mc: What?
Lucifer: This stuff… It's certainly disgusting
Mc: Oh, come on!!!
Belphie: Blew... looks as bad as it sounds…
Mc: Hear me out, if I can eat Charred Poison Belly Newt or Devildom Stir-fry with Toxic Chameleon, you can eat the fucking lentil stew.
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Belphie NO
Belphegor: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Mc: Belphie, that's a coma.
Belphegor: Sounds festive.
My obey me just restarted???????? And I didn't change anything, I just went to log in just now and it's asking me to agree to terms as if it was the first time I logged into the A10s I don't have my transfer data anymore and now this, what do I do my god, I refuse to restart and lose everything I had 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mammon really did not waste any time, did he?
He probably even use his demonic speed to snatch that pic 😂
God: *Deciding to make the wind blow MC's paper under Lucifer's feet* You need a family therapist my son.
*The brothers falling head over heels, becoming defensive, obsessive, and possessive over MC*
God: ...mydamn it.
Asmo: Hey MC! What color do you think I should wear?
MC: You know, I've heard from the human world that the color red can make someone look more flattering, and attractive.
*Mammon changing into red in one blink of a sec*
MC: ...
Asmo: Geez Mammon, you're such a try hard, you know?
Mammon: Shaddup!
Bruh Asmo saw the chance and immediately took it 😂😂
Mammon: *Running around the house like a madman*
Lucifer: *Catches Mammon* What did you do this time?
Mammon: MC is sick!!
Lucifer: They wh-
Levi: I GOT THE MEDICINE!
Beel: I have the soup!!
Mammon: TAKE IT ALL TO MC, NOOOOWW!!
Here is MC being a menace in the actual game
And Lucifer treating it like the worst sin that has ever been made, when he has locked up his own brother in the attic 😭
*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*
Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?
Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.
Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?
Mc: Glitter.
Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?
Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.
Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~
Satan: Alright lets do it!
So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".
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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*
MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-
Mammon: AAHHHH
I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.
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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?
MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.
Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.
Is it just me? Or does anyone else see Lucifer as a "wine mom"? When I first found out that Lucifer enjoys drinking demonus, it instantly reminded me of those moms that drink wine when their children become too much to handle lol.
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Lucifer: This is my collection of demonus. It's precious to me, so you better not touch anything.
MC: ...I know a new nickname for you other than Luci.
Lucifer: What's that?
MC: *Whispers* Wine mom.
Lucifer: What?
MC: WINE MOM!