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Memo To Sarah Palin:
Memo to Sarah Palin:
You are one of the most hilarious crazy bitches out there, so I like you. I especially like how you defend an animals right to be delicious because that's something we have in common. You're entertaining and informative. Thank God there's only one of you.
However, I just wanna give you a little heads up. When climbing atop your soapbox on Fox News to rant about immigration (in between all the other stuff you get up to get publicity for rant about) you need to make sure you use non-immigrant words. It just makes things more 'cleaner', y'know? Like, it enforces what you're saying about getting the damn immigrants out of the country - you don't need their burritos and you don't need their words!
Anyways, what I really want to say is this: the word you were looking for in your speech is balls. Big, hairy balls. Cojones is the immigrant word for balls. It might not be a nice word, but I think God will understand.
Remember - balls, not cojones!
End Memo.
Man, I'm really feeling the rage today.
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