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alex: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
luke: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents
alex: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
julie: actually I did the math, luke would have $225, not $0.15.
luke: i’m right here....
reggie: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
flynn: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
reggie: sorry i only have a dollar
flynn: :(
carrie: hey i just realized julie is right, luke would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
reggie: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
julie: you can buy anything you want with $22,500
alex: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
carrie: apply juice to what
flynn: directly to the forehead
luke: great chat everyone
Shout out to that time Bruce Wayne randomly sent $5000 to every Gothamite because, if I'm remembering correctly, he saw a child without shoes and got sad. I still remember my girlfriend at the time just openly sobbing because she could finally move out of her horrible apartment and get a better job without having to worry about going hungry. I don't know how he got it to all the unhoused folks we've got (Noah, my current neighbor and unhoused at the time, says Batgirl just threw it in his lap and left), or where he scraped up (does the math) 360 MILLION DOLLARS but he's done more good in the last three months than Lex Luthor will ever do in his god-forsaken life.
Bruce Wayne isn’t just Batman’s sugar daddy, he’s Gotham’s sugar daddy
Okkkkk soooo turns out.... I'm not a bad singer.... Goddd I finally covered two songs I'm soooooo happyyyyy yayyyyyy
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
Baaad Joke
So I came down to Tennessee with some family for my uncle's wedding, and to see the eclipse. The night before most of us were discussing who gets which room in the cabin, which has eight rooms btw, two more people were coming, father and daughter, and this is how it went: Jenna(uncle's fiancé) - My brother and neice are going to need a separate room, she wouldn't want to share with him, it'd be weird. Me, half tired from the 8 hour + drive there, without thinking said- "Well, we are down south..." Cue alot of groans and a few laughs. My grandma came in just in time for me to say that: "Lindsay Kathryn!" Me:"What? I've heard worse from you..." Oops, didn't mean to say that out loud, but it was pretty funny.
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Can I just poor all of my feelings in one post rn
So
Yeah
Don't read this if you are very uncomfortable with vent
But why follow me when my whole blog is vent hAHA
anyways
Tags: (sINCE I WANT COMFORT FROM MY FRIENDS DON'T JUDGE ME ;A;)
@angieriincarnation @kojoika @tsurushokubutsu @crystalsketches1781 @cmwsot @scxrpi
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak sucks.
You see
I liked this guy ever since we met. (Internet friends so it technically a love at first sight thing) Each time we talked, I would get butterflies in my stomach and my heart would beat LIKE CRAZY SSOOOON. I didn't know it was a sign that I liked him. We would just chat casually. The funny thing is, we first met in a roleplay situation where we were both going to get raped, (don't ask. We were both basically forced into the roleplay to make them stop) And he "saved me." I'm just realizing how cringy it sounds when I say it like that gROSS. Anyways, he saved me and blah blah "carried" me bridal style and that kind of crap. The next day, (in the roleplay and irl lol) the one who was about to "rape" us was around in the gc so basically when he was "sleeping" I tried to wake him up then things kinda uh-
*cOUGHS*
Escalated...?
He pulled me down and kindasortamaybehuggedmewhilehewas"sleeping"
Let's just say I choked on my pretzels.
Then we would bicker in a sort of friendly matter then repeat for about two weeks.
TL;DR: I didn't know I liked this guy at the beginning and just thought "nOrMaL fRiEnDs fEeL bUtTeRfLiEs fOr eAcH oThEr aNd mAkE tHeIr hEaRtS bEat fAsTeR oF cOuRsE"
I was literally an idiot in love.
In the span of our two months of friendship, he would like A LOT of people. Girl to girl and boy to boy, he wouldn't stop liking everyone of his friends. Except for me. Yup. Except me. I had to listen to him vent on me about how much he loved the person and stuff then come to me when he was heartbroken. I was the therapy friend. It was okay for me to become his therpay friend, I was always the therapy friend anyway. "So why did it bother me when he would talk about other people?:0" He actually realized I liked him becuase he was really good at reading people. I denied it at first then showed me proof then I said I moved on even though I still continued to like him and he believed me.
lols
Now let's get to the juicy part.
My best friend is currently dating him.
And the other juicy part is
She knows I like him.
hAHA LOLS
yOU HEARD IT RIGHT FOLKS
That best friend of mine, I would vent to her all the time about my feelings towards him when I didn't know I liked him. She actually was the one who opened my eyes and helped me realized I liked him. And she CONSTANTLY teased me about it. At one point, half of our friends shipped me with my so called, "crush." It just kinda happend. She didn't tell me. He didn't tell me.
No one told me.
They just started callinng each other "babe" and constantly said "I love you" to each other.
That's how I knew.
By reading comments on their facebook posts.
Even though, they told every one of their friends.
It was certainly a disheartening situation.
Yet they didn't know they impacted someone deeply.
Their close friend
Who they forgot
That existed
lols
I was deeply hurt. I had to act happy and proud of their relationship when I did confront them. I would see them constantly smothering each other in our gc. Since I was always active. I haven't cried since I've been pushing it down but soooner or later I think I'll just explode.
So
Yeah
This is my petty love life problem.
Sorry for wasting your time friends :)
