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Co!Jones au; Jones's redeeming defeat

After being arrested, Jones has regret for putting his friends in such pain from finding out who he was so he planned an execution; his execution. The judge originally gave him a life sentence, but he felt like he didn't deserve it, he deserved death. He wrote a letter to GPD:

You all were great pals, but I have nothing now. I'm sorry to Nathan for breaking your expectations. I'm sorry to Grace for breaking our friendship. I'm sorry to Ramirez for making him look up to someone who wasn't loyal. I'm sorry to Alex for being a brother, but not a friend. I'm sorry to Chief for being like you. I'm sorry to Julie/June/player for making you feel hopeful until you saw me. I love you guys, but not enough to change my actions until it was too late. Farewell to my friends (if you still care that much).

-Jones

David Jones was executed during a cold day by injection; dying slowly while remembering what he couldn't redeem for.

Memo to Sarah Palin:

You are one of the most hilarious crazy bitches out there, so I like you.  I especially like how you defend an animals right to be delicious because that's something we have in common. You're entertaining and informative. Thank God there's only one of you.

However, I just wanna give you a little heads up. When climbing atop your soapbox on Fox News to rant about immigration (in between all the other stuff you get up to get publicity for rant about) you need to make sure you use non-immigrant words. It just makes things more 'cleaner', y'know? Like, it enforces what you're saying about getting the damn immigrants out of the country - you don't need their burritos and you don't need their words!

Anyways, what I really want to say is this: the word you were looking for in your speech is balls. Big, hairy balls. Cojones is the immigrant word for balls. It might not be a nice word, but I think God will understand.

Remember - balls, not cojones!

End Memo.

Man, I'm really feeling the rage today.