Sometimes It's Possible To Take A Look At Pop Culture And Weep At What Humans Have Inflicted On Themselves.

Sometimes it's possible to take a look at pop culture and weep at what humans have inflicted on themselves.

WHY, DAMMIT??

I hate performance reviews. Hate them. The day before I left my last job, I guzzled down some wine while putting my performance reviews through the paper shredder. It was about 1pm. Everyone else was still working quite hard.

Damn it felt awesome.

Anyways, click on the link to read why the NY Times thinks performance reviews suck too

unscrupulousmaneater:

Is it bad that I want everything she’s wearing?

Sure, he may have tried to destroy the planet and enslave the human race on Transformers 3: Dark Side of the Moon. But according to Transformers 1, his sleeping robotic body allowed scientists to create a multitude of appliances, like microwaves and cell phones.

Holy shit! I fucking love microwaves and cell phones!

Whenever I drunkenly heat up a frozen pie in a microwave or send a dirty picture from my cell phone, I thank Megatron for making it possible.

THANK YOU MEGATRON!

On the way to work this morning, I happened to be walking behind a guy who was doing that thing were you start singing along to whatever song you're listening to through your headphones.

He was listening to 'All I Wanna Do' by Heart (conveniently posted above in youtube form). Brother was really going for it too. I wouldn't have been surprised if his eyes were closed as he belted out the chorus.

I don't blame him. It's a great 80's song with a great 80's video. They don't make 'em like they used to, kids.

Are you someone who holds a camera up in a concert and then wonder why everyone hates you? I'll tell you why.

It's because you're an asshole. No no no no, don't shake your head and tell me some excuse about how you give money to charity and blah blah blah. You are.

You blocked the view of someone who paid a lot of money to get there and experience the awesome experience of live music by a musician that they love by sticking your piece of shit camera in their fucking view and then you were incredibly perplexed, annoyed or you laughed at them for getting rightfully fucking angry because you are an asshole who ruined their experience by failing to realise that the other people there were just as deserving of an amazing time as you. In fact, you probably justified your actions by some pathetic and weak ass excuse. 

Don't justify it. You're an asshole. Now get the hell out of my way!