hal413

how was my username not taken by a homestuck?

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hal413

4 years ago

audio belongs to homestuck and roosterteeth, i own nothing

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homestuck karkat vantas

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hal413

4 years ago

I know lots of people depict Benrey with dark hair, but I was thinking how funny it'd be if it was a lighter color. Like you expect it to be darker cuz of the intense shadow from his helmet, but he lifts it up to reveal baby blue locks.

Bonus: everytime he takes his helmet off his hair is a different color

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hlvrai half life vr but the ai is self aware benrey benry i like to think that benrey has a literal void for hair he'll stick his hand in his hair and he'll put out the disk for all dogs go to heaven 2

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hal413

4 years ago

harry anderson: when my mom and aunt were younger my aunt was in high school and my mom was in middle school. a group of girls were bullying my aunt and one slapped her in the lunch room. the principal met with my grandma and the other mom. he said they weren’t punishing the other girl because he didn’t get involved in “girl problems”. my grandma asked if that meant my aunt could retaliate the next time it happened and he said,

doc scratch: “No. Then it would be a fight and they’d both get in trouble.”

harry anderson: so my grandma turned away from him and to the other mom and said,

mom lalonde: “i hahve another daugther. she doesnt go 2 this school ands she is a star sofltball player with her ouwn bat. u can tell yr daughter to stop bothering mine OR u ccan drive her to the hospitel with a shattered jaw. thats ur choice”

harry anderson: and walked out.

harry anderson: few months later that girl stole a necklace from my aunt. my grandma called the cops and they all drove to her house to get it back. the cop came outside with it and he told the family my grandma wouldn’t press charges if they gave it back. my grandma took the necklace and said,

mom lalonde: “then ur going to have t go in and tel them u lied because i am bpressing charges. shes a thief and i want her treated like one !!”

harry anderson: my grandma was a single mom with two daughters and she took no shit from men who tried to undermine her and her daughters.

harry anderson: she also got excommunicated and then re-communicated after bothering the vatican enough to let her back in.

harry anderson: she doesn’t even like being catholic and is fucking wiccan now. it was more of a “you can’t fire me, i quit!” which is even better, at least to me.

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homestuck not exactly sure which characters to tag tbh

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hal413

4 years ago

Mom Lalonde: hhow old r u anyiway?

Grandpa Harley: Old enough to know better. Lets go!

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homestuck mom lalonde grandpa harley

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hal413

4 years ago

nepeta: :33 < *ac does a weak peace sign*

nepeta: :33 < n… nya!

nepeta: :33 < *ac collapses and dies*

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homestuck nepeta leijon

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