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Y'all is it gay to admit to the media that you bought lingerie to wear when you take ice baths with your teammate?
saying that he ‘brought something special to wear’ for the ice bath with kevin. they’re so insane
Ranking F1 Drivers by Helmet Squishiness:
This is very important!!!
All 22 drivers that have been on the grid so far this year, countdown style!
Number 22: Logan (beautiful eyes, not much squish)
Number 21: Kevin (deceptive! but his squish is all natural, helmet does nothing)
Number 20: Daniel (not much squish, just a little around his cheeks)
Number 19: Pierre (wee bit of squish going on)
Number 18: Lando (lovely eyes but not much squish by helmet)
Number 17: Nico (got some squish going around the eyes, we getting there)
Number 16: Carlos (pretty eyes, getting squishier around the cheeks)
Number 15: Lance (face looks over all more squishy, especially his little eyes)
Number 14: Valtteri (pinch him cheekies, they startin to squish)
Number 13: Max (lovely eyes, some squishage going on with the cheeks, yes yes)
Number 12: Esteban (squishier still, his whole little face squished up in there!)
Number 11: Lewis (some good squish!!! That's champion squish going on!!)
Number 10: Charles (GORGEOUS eyes with squishy cheeks!!)
Number 9: Alex (we getting real here, cheeks are starting to really squish!)
Number 8: Liam (cheeks to pinch!!! Would get a higher rating if I had more to work with!)
Number 7: George (LOOK AT THE CHEEKS)
Number 6: Nyck (Some excellent squish going on, would get a higher rating if I had more evidence!)
Number 5: Checo (pic doesn't do the squish justice, this is a squishy boy)
Number 4: Fernando (Supreme squishage, we love to see it!!!)
Number 3: Oscar (HE IS SO SQUISHY, pinch his cheeks!!! The top 3 were so hard to organize!!!)
Number 2: Guanyu (he is underappreciated!! LOOK AT THE SQUISH - we need to see this more!!)
Number 1: Yuki - OUR SQUISH KING (overall squish is OFF THE CHARTS - bonus points for being cutest of all with the squish.)
Honourable mention for Nicholas Latifi, my squishy Canada Boy:
Anyway thanks, I will not be taking criticism XD but rankings may change with new helmets and evidence.
Some of these guys have gorgeous eyes and I feel the need to do another post that ranks like... the top 5 most gorgeous eyes or something.
there's something to be said about the pipeline of blonde, extroverted, german f1 drivers falling in love with even more blonde, introverted, nordic f1 drivers.
I mean michael and mika? seb and kimi? nico and kevin? this needs to be studied.
You 🤝 Me
Suddenly into Haasbands
(Istg these two blondes got me rn so bad I love my haasbands and I'm very sad there isn't many fanfics and recognition here 😫)
YEEEEE
Nico and Kevin went from enemies to lovers in the bestest way 😭😭 They're so sweet together, I can't live knowing they'll be separated next year 😭💔
Underrated couple for sure, THEY ARE SO MARRIED AND THEY KNOW WE GET IT AND PLAY INTO IT 😭
little angry danish guy and his tall and silly husband 🥰🥰🥰🥰
kevin would fistfight you to death defending his man ❤️ and nico would stand on the side encouraging his actions !!! 😈❤️
me looking at alex's instagram
why are they leaning against each other when their legs are so far apart, give me a heterosexual explanation to this /j
nico hulkenberg said hold on i need to serve cunt today and outqualified both ferraris
And with that the 2023 f1 season comes to an end
Gonna miss them till next season lol 😭😂💗
First race in and there's already so much story potential with angst :')':
Hülknussen for Haas, de Vries maybe to Alpha Tauri, BITCH, WHERE'S MICK GOING?!
Edit: it wasn't the official Haas Account
Dark Royalty couples:
Kimi/Seb
Mark/Fernando
Kevin/Nico Hülkenberg
Stoffel/Nyck
Sam(OC)/Mick
Carlos/Charles
Caelian(OC)/Arthur
Daniel/Lando
Alex/Guanyu
Pierre/Yuki
Lewis/Max
Just me enjoying yet another German newspaper about F1 🥰
Could someone please explain to me what happened in the beginning of Q3 with Nico? I was getting food and the first thing I hear is "running over a mechaanic, we had that with Kimi once" (SKY Germany). What did Nico do??
Nico 🤝🏻 Max
Knowing the same three languages and being chaotic besties
When someone appreciates your maxplaining :)
YES! Jess and Nico will just be there eating popcorn watching the implosion of AM garage as Lawrence and Mike both have Mental breakdowns in their respective corner
The Aston Martin garage next year will be WILD
like on one side you have the shy quiet awkward introverts Lance stroll and Felipe Drugovich, and then on the other side you got Fernando 'the war criminal' Alonso
AM 2023
*Fernando wrecking havoc on the AM team*
*Lance and Felipe hiding in the shadows wide eyed*
Lance: *whispering* Maybe if we just stay quiet they'll forget we're even here.
Felipe: *quietly nods his head too scared to make a noise*
Lawrence and Mike: *death gripping their hair, on the verge of an impending breakdown*
Nico: *eating popcorn* who do you think will break first?
Jess: *also eating popcorn* I say Mike
Stoffel: * after being handed a popcorn and told to sit and watch* I say both.
Haas personel: Hey guys where's Nico?
Kevin, Lance, and Esteban: *looking around 'inoccently' while whistling*
Lando to the F1 grid GC: *sends a selfie*
Lando: rate the rizz that this pic radiates.
Charles: 5/10 nbbng.
Oscar: yeah 6/10, it's not an L but it's not a W either.
Alex: 6? 5? why are you guys being so nice to him? 0/10 total L
Carlos: Guys stop being so mean 10/10 Carino I think you have W rizz.
Checo: WHat tHe heLL?!?!?
Fernando: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?!?!?!
Nico: umm......It wasn't like this the last time I was here...
Kevin: @Nico that's because your an old hag, go away and bring me back my Golden Retriever!