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Computer & Internet Comedy 1-24-2022.
Cute date idea: we go out someplace fun and you ruin me in the bathroom stall before our tab hits the table
dating with chronic/terminal illness feels impossible sometimes.
“mike, im outside, let me in!”
(you’re basically max mayfield but named y/n instead)
mike x reader
summary: sneaking out when youre grounded to see mike
warnings: slight angst if you squint??
contains: kisses, fluff, dating
2nd person pov
you walk past billy’s room, and peek in. he’s doing random shit in his room, and blasting his godawful music. he turns round suddenly and catches sight of you.
“the fuck are you looking at, you little shit?” he yells. you back away, not wanting to cause anything today.
you retreat back to your room, and sigh in complete, utter boredom. all you want to do is see your friends, and boyfriend, mike. then, an idea forms in your head. you quickly grab your walkie talkie from under your bed, and turn it on. mike has the second one, and you hope he’ll reply.
“mike, this is y/n, do you copy?” you ask, sounding a little desperate.
after what felt like an eternity (one minute), a crackly voice replies.
“y/n? holy shit, i forgot you had your walkie talkie!” he says, sounding stunned.
“mike, i have an idea…”
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two hours later, at 3pm, you retreat back to your room after a late lunch (that you made yourself since your parents were out, and obviously billy would never make you lunch). you quickly pack a bag, sweeping your walkie talkie and polaroid camera into it, and zip it up. you open the window, pulling it up, and jump through it, landing gracefully on the pavement below. you set off to mike’s house, which is a 15 minute walk. god, you wished you had a bike.
fifteen minutes later, you creep onto your boyfriends front porch, and open your bag again. you fish out the walkie talkie, and speak into it.
“mike, im outside, let me in!” you speak into it.
not less than 20 seconds later, you hear the familiar sound of footsteps rushing to the door. mike opens it, grabs your arm, and rushes you upstairs. you walk into his comforting room, and plop onto the bed, facing him with a smile.
“god i missed you. its hell at home, honestly!” you say, exasperated.
you both lean in for a kiss, giggling when you break apart. a little while later, youre huddled up next to mike on his sofa, watching a crappy comedy film. youre cuddled under a blanket, and you wish you could stay like this forever. he places a soft kiss on your forehead as you sigh sadly.
“mike, i better get back. i dont want my parents to discover im gone. they’d probably call the cops if im not lucky.” you say. mike frowns, but understands.
“aww, okay. see you tomorrow..?” he asks cheekily.
you grin , and break into a laugh. “you bet, wheeler.”
placing a kiss on his lips, you reluctantly stand up and exit the safety of your boyfriends home. you trudge back to your own home, dragging your feet. you perk up at the idea of seeing him the next day though.
you love mike, and he loves you.
A/N: had to make a mike x reader fic bc why does no one write them 🙁. hope this was okay, i literally wrote this at 12am 😭
having wide, curious eyes and a southern drawl that comes across as flirtatious has gotten me many places in my life.
Немного Джозефа в ленту :)
Revealing your secret identity to your crush
Looking for a partner
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Please read all the way for my boundaries, criteria, and who I have picked as candidates. Thank you.
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So, we all know at how there's been a ton of grooming allegations being thrown against people right?
And we all know how when you point out any flaws in the accusations people will send an entire hate mob against you right?
Honestly, fuck it and fuck you society.
atp, I'm already mentally fucked anyway, so let's find me a partner! I'm sick of being an incel anyway.
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Here is some of my criteria:
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must be around 18 to 39 years old (NO OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN THAT)
Can be any gender (though i'd prefer anyone that's AMAB since I don't know if AFAB to AFAB sex is gonna work out for me)
Must be able to give me as much attention as they can (with the exception of work, school, or any important things that will deter me from being able to speak with you)
Must have knowledge about BPD and how it works (because I don't want to deal with someone getting mad at me over showing a BPD trait. If you don't already know much I recommend researching it before coming to me.)
Is comfortable with sex or sexual topics (bonus points if you talk about sexual topics a lot)
Must have similar interests (I like five nights at freddy's and minecraft :> Tony crynight is my special interest)
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Here are some of the candidates I chose based off this criteria (though someone else can always ask me out if they meet this criteria too :>):
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Tony Crynight (30) (to make up for all the time he's been ignoring me)
YandereDev (36)
Synnibear03 (21) (she seems nice :3)
PumpkinTheGentleman (19) (I love his art and he's funny)
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If you're one of the lucky people who are on this list or meet the criteria above that list, please DM me!
Discord: Nozomi Kaizoku #0644 (though you can DM me from any of my other socials as well)
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My boundaries:
[Note: when I split from someone, my views on a person turn negative when they were originally positive, and I have a tendency to block the person in question and refuse to unblock them until after I have gone out of a split. Either I love someone or hate them.]
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Please use he/they/it pronouns for me (most basic boundary)
If I'm discussing something opinion based (like online drama), don't switch up on me mid-discussion, it will cause me to split from you. It will come off as invalidation, which is extremely triggering to me.
If you need to criticize my behavior, please be gentle about it. I struggle with handling criticism due to trauma (though I am working on it in therapy), and it can be triggering for me sometimes.
PLEASE let me know of any boundaries you want me to follow IN ADVANCE, and if I break a boundary on accident, correct me. I had an issue with this regarding an ex-friend in the past and it (alongside the witch up) resulted in me going into a crisis (and losing that friend of course).
Please use tone tags when discussing anything with me. I won't immediately know your tone, and I will think you're mad at me if I perceive it that way, which can be distressing for me.
Please don't actively ignore me or refuse to acknowledge my existence until I go into a crisis or if I start to display harmful behaviors. This will cause me to believe that you don't care about how I actually feel and will cause me to split.
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That's about it! hope you're interested!
I had a dream that I started dating this girl because she said so and then someone who was very homophobic tried to kill us by throwing some type of gas into the hallway we were in, and the school wasn’t doing anything about it, so I tracked this person down and threatened them because I was not about to let a SINGLE BEING hurt my girl
Reasons to Date Me:
1) I'm a barista.
2) I actually care.
3) I'll help you carry your struggles/issues.
4) I wanna' make out/cuddle.
5) I insist on communication, honesty, and affirmation.
6) I'm a barista.
It was with the same hand that touched my hair and my hips that you used to hurt me and to comfort me while everything fell to pieces. The hand that held mine when I felt like drowing in the river.
It was with the same lips that had touched my cheek, my lips and my knuckles that you placed a soft kiss on my forehead and left. Those same lips touch her skin now, those same lips tell her all the things you once said to me.
I never quite understood what that was all about: the hair, the charm, those beautiful green eyes. They were never just mine, you shared all of your jokes, your stories with every girl you met. I just thought that maybe you were the only one to know about my birthmarks. Maybe I am stupid for believing in you. But maybe I'm not and my ability of giving myself so fully to others is good. But right now I just feel like the most stupid person to ever exist.
Dating apps are a scam!
Insan kare bhi to kya kare
Earlier I said something about not having a crush on anybody and how it's been a long time since I had one.
Well bhagwan ne sun li meri,I sorta like this guy now, he ticks all the boxes y'all😩
But but but I don't think he feels the same and upar se I've been ghosted🤡
Never I mean NEVER I'VE felt this strong for anybody this soon only to turn out like such a disaster. Because whosoever has been through heartbreak I can't imagine the pain because sirf thode se time mai I got so attached, crying myself to sleep and shit, constantly thinking about the situation, checking my phone🤡
I feel so stupid for feeling this strong and this soon like bro slow down. Can't really blame the guy because meri expectations ganja fookti hai cause they're always high.
How do I stop my mind ugh