I Can Imagine Now, Bruce Taking The Kids To Six Flags

i can imagine now, bruce taking the kids to six flags…

damian, staring at the batman rollercoaster as the older ones start roaming around the park, bruce by his side: father… why is—

bruce, shoving a snow cone in damian’s hands: don’t think about it too much

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jason: i’m not going on that ride, you don’t get it!

dick, trying to coax jason into the line for the joker rollercoaster: c’mon, it’ll be fun! it’s not like he’s going to appear out of nowhere!

*the speakers around the ride start playing maniacal laughter*

jason, already turning around and walking away from dick:

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*steph, cass, and tim getting off the superman ride*

tim: i think i almost fainted when we went upside down

steph, patting tim on the shoulder: that’s cause you drink nothing but coffee. you need to drink water

cass, already walking towards the aquaman power wave: we can drench him in water instead

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duke, having gotten lost like an hour ago, bugs bunny gingerly walking towards him: BRUCE!?!?

my friend told me about biden dropping out and then i opened tumblr to find my entire for you page was just destiel memes about biden dropping out 😭

“Oh hey destiel is trending.”

“…”

“Oh fuck destiel is trending.”

stop literally crying 😭😭

lance, waking up in a hospital bed: omg… my surgery is over?

doctor: ur hair transplant was successful

lance: thanks doc, but where’s keith?

doctor: who do u think gave u the hair….

bald keith: *walks in* hi lance i always loved you

lance: *reaches up to feel his mullet in horror* NOOOOOOOO

sometimes i wonder if thetis maybe wasn’t a little bitch how achilles wouldn’t have had to go to troy and patroclus wouldn’t have gone either and they’d be alive and happy and back living with chiron and they’d get married and live happily ever after but NOOOOO thetis is literally the #1 patroclus hater and i hate her

lucifer: [torturing sam]

sam: [being tortured]

adam and michael, in adams mind: