Marauders Relationships Headcanons

Marauders Relationships Headcanons

james dated alice in his 3rd and 4th years only to make lily jealous, before finally getting with her in his 7th year. first kiss was sirius in 1st year as an "experiment"

sirius is a manwh*re and a gay mess. he has had flings and hookups with about a dozen guys but never had a proper relationship until remus. first kiss was with a french muggle boy when he was 8

remus dated lily in 2nd year. didn't mean much. he then crushed on sirius for years focused on his studies until he got with sirius in their 5th year. first kiss was lily

peter had a girlfriend in his 4th year and her third but he doesn't know how to talk to girls so it ended after 4 months. kissed sirius while he was drunk in 5th year (sirius has kissed everyone lol)

lily dated remus in her second year. had a ravenclaw bf in her 4th year and a hufflepuff bf in her 6th year. got with james in their 7th year. had a crush on marlene for a while. first kiss was severus, as a dare from petunia

marlene and sirius tried to date in their 3rd year, but they both shortly realised they were gay. dated dorcas ever since. her first kiss was with a girl in primary school.

dorcas only dated marlene, she was never interested in relationships before getting with her. her first kiss was marlene

mary dated STRICTLY hufflepuff's. that is the most she can put up with XD

alice dated james in her 4th and 5th year. after dumping james she got with frank in her 6th year. first kiss was james

frank never dated until his 6th year when he asked out alice, who was his first kiss

snape never dated, but had a kiss from lily when he was 9 and crushed on her for the rest of his life 💀

regulus dated a slytherin girl in his year with the surname "Nott", and they were meant to get married, but that clearly didn't turn out well. his first kiss was in his 4th year

not me forgetting this is a dream 😭😭

I was naked and for some reason not allowed to put any clothes on (I don’t really remember why) meanwhile everyone around me acted as if it was normal for me to be butt naked at work and ignored it even when I put my boob into their milkshake to get a reaction out of them.

yes.

sirius black is that dramatic mf that drinks everything out of a wine glass and remus is that cute mf who drinks everything out of a mug

it's true. fight me.

literally anyone: *likes my post*

me for the next hour: 🥰😊✨🧚‍♀️👏🥺☀️💖💗💞✌️🐥🐰🌞🍰🎁🙋🎉🥳🎈

i wanna move in 😲😲

Shell Cottage, 1999

shell cottage—a year, almost two, after the second wizarding war. bill and fleur weasley have resettled pleasantly after the commotion of a seemingly everlasting battle, and are expecting their first born. the cottage had been left the same, yet they felt the need to re-do their home to represent their new beginnings; just like most. the cottage houses all three of bill and fleur’s children, over time.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

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