I Have Finally Reached The Point Where I Am Seriously Thinking About Writing And Posting Fanfic Of My

I have finally reached the point where I am seriously thinking about writing and posting fanfic of my own creation.

Dear God help me.

Hey while you're loving elephants: Denver Zoo has two teenage boy elephants and one Old Man Elephant named Groucho, and lately they've had the lads housed with him so he can teach them Proper Elephant Manners like how bulls raise teenage boy elephants in the wild. Bull elephants are apparently very into being parents but due to the matriarichal nature of most herds, they really only get to raise calves after they've hit puberty. My point is, one of the boys was being annoying and chasing rabbits so Groucho came up and jabbed him in the ass with a tusk, the lad ran around the enclosure crying then came back and did a lot of "I'm sorry I'll be good now dad" fawning and it was adorable.

OH MAN SEE SEE SEE i wish we knew so much more about how bull elephants interact with herds and families - we've documented bull elephants traveling to matriarchal herds and fake wrestling with male calves, and we've documented bulls protecting orphaned calves, but in god's name i want every in and out about it. everything we know about elephant social interaction is not enough. it's a Thing that introducing old bulls to a population lowers the amount of younger bulls in musth, also known as the state in which bull elephants desire nothing but murder and possibly sex, but - i want to know the precise mechanisms. old bull elephants teaching younger bulls manners renders me VERKLEMPT. i just wanna know every secret elephants have.

this is incredible though. peak teenage boy. groucho has his hands full and i fucking love him for that. get their asses, groucho.

Darth Vader | illustrated by Randy Martinez & Rick Burchett I’M NOT FINE I’M CRYING ABOUT SHMI CARRYING BABY ANI AT THE BEGINNING OF HIS LIFE AND ANAKIN CARRYING HIS MOTHER AT THE END OF HERS.

The Truman Show (1998, with Jim Carrey), in my opinion is basically a comedy about existential horror.

I have discovered the Murderbot Diaries via Fanfiction. I don’t really understand what is going on, but Murderbot seems to be an alright entity (person? robot?)

Lucifer TV and Good Omens Headcanon:

Angels and Demons are 100% responsible for the human phenomena of the ”uncanny valley” effect. (Wherein nearly every human is made uncomfortable by things that appear almost human but are not, which implies that there is or was something that “appeared” human that was dangerous).