Matthias: How Do You Guys Usually Get Out Of These Types Of Messes?

Matthias: how do you guys usually get out of these types of messes?

Jesper: We don't. We just make bigger messes and they cancel each other out

Inej: That's not how that works, Jesper

I just remembered that Kaz swallowed bombs (and lockpicks and chloropellets??) and kept regurgitating it every now and then to keep it from being digested???

"She can't keep them all safe" - Harpy Hare

I will say it once I will say it again. I'M SO UPSET THE SPINOFF WAS CANCELED!!!

I’m not sure how to phrase this but it’s a good thing Kaz is the more morally bankrupt of Kaz and Inej bc if you swapped their roles Kaz would never push Inej to become a better person,,, like he’s such a ‘i <3 evil women’ kinda guy that he would not give fuck about any of the atrocities Inej is committing like 😭

oh she cut out someone’s tongue bc they were being annoying? Well that person shouldn’t have been annoying, he doesn’t know what to tell you

Like this would be him:

Like all the rest of the crows are looking on in horror as Kaz is twirling his hair and giggling

Role swap Kanej is such a fascinating concept to explore, just Inej being a menace and Kaz cheering her on (not that canon Kaz wouldn’t also do that)

(Also I tried to find the ‘shut the fuck up there’s nothing wrong with evil women’ post but I could not find it 😭) (If anyone could get me the link that would be helpful 🙏)

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!