My Cat When I Left An Exposed Wire Around Her

My cat when I left an exposed wire around her

Kyra: I sleep with a bow under my pillow. Alessia: I sleep with a knife. Freyja: Both of you are pathetic. Kyra: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Freyja: Miraak.

MIRAAK SAY "I'm glad youre here." ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I WILL- *takes off all clothes*

Serana: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or are oranges called orange because oranges are orange? Alessia: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Miraak: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Kyra: What was the color called before then? Freyja: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

Miraak: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kyra, Freyja, & Alessia: Okay. Miraak: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kyra: Bold of you to assume I have money. Freyja: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Alessia: Bold of you to assume I can die.