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Kaidan: By the nine. Has anyone here ever heard of critical thinking?

Lucien: I don't believe so. What are some of their songs?

Y/N: Favorite horror movie?

Kaidan: It.

Inigo: Saw.

Miraak: Annabelle.

Lucien: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

Mercer Frey: *Murders Gallus, runs Karliah off, tries to kill other Guild members, robs the entire Guild blind, and nearly got away with it and the Eyes of the Falmer, too, if it weren't for those meddling Nightingales!*

Brynjolf: This isn’t very friendship is magic of you.

Isran: What is wrong with you, woman?

Serana, nonplussed: Well, I kill people and I drink blood—that's two things.

Odahviing, busting up into Dragonsreach: Sorry about my huge cool muscles, everyone. Apologies about my large powerful form.

Urag gro-Shub: Any idiot would know that.

Ancano: I knew that!

Urag gro-Shub: See?

Miraak: Freyja, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Freyja, naked in Miraak's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Miraak, taking off his clothes: Fuck...me neither

*While planning to break in somewhere* Miraak: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Freyja: What? Miraak: "Get Help." Freyja: No. Miraak: C'mon, you love it! Freyja: I hate it. Miraak: It's great! It works every time! Freyja: It's humiliating. Miraak: Do you have a better plan? Freyja: No. Miraak: We're doing it! Freyja: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Miraak, carrying Freyja: Get help! Please! My wife is dying! Help her! *throws Freyja at guards, knocking them out* Miraak: Ahh, classic! Freyja: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Miraak, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

Miraak: Where are your parents? Freyja: What are parents? Miraak: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Lucien: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Inigo: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Lucien: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Inigo: You wouldn’t? Lucien: I mean, unless you want to-

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Serana: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Auri: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Freyja: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Lucien: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Freyja: *flips the board*

Serana: *slams books down in front of Miraak* Serana: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Miraak: You could of said literally anything else. Serana: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Miraak: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Freyja: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Auri: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Inigo can fight in that dress either. Inigo: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Freyja: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Alessia: *crouches down* Miraak: *kneels down* Kyra: *sits on the floor* Freyja: Freyja: I hate all of you.

Kyra: I sleep with a bow under my pillow. Alessia: I sleep with a knife. Freyja: Both of you are pathetic. Kyra: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Freyja: Miraak.

Miraak: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kyra, Freyja, & Alessia: Okay. Miraak: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kyra: Bold of you to assume I have money. Freyja: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Alessia: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Freyja: Miraak, we're hungry!

Kyra: Miraak! What's for dinner?

Alessia: We're hungry, Miraak!

Miraak, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Freyja: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Miraak: You are my reward. *meanwhile* Kyra: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Alessia: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Miraak: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Freyja: It was me... Miraak: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Miraak: You have to apologize to them Freyja. Freyja: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!