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Does this include the permanent mutilation undergone in “sexual reassignment” surgery?
Female genital mutilation in Europe
If Odin had not lied to Loki, his son, his wife, and his home would not be lost. Odin is responsible for Ragnarok, for everything y’all
Loki is the Catalyst of Marvel
*If he didn’t let the Frost Giants into Asgard to interrupt Thor’s coronation, Thor wouldn’t have come to Earth and met Selvig who then later helped Loki create the ‘space portal machine’ in the Avengers.
*If he didn’t try to destroy Jotunheim then he would never have fallen into the black hole, gotten the Space and Mind stone and got the Avengers to assemble and ‘deliver’ these Infinity Stones to them. He let himself get caught by the Avengers because he WANTED to LOSE!
*If he hadn’t of killed Coulson, we wouldn’t have Agents of SHIELD.
*If he hadn’t got the sceptre, Wanda wouldn’t have gotten her amplified powers nor would Vision or Ultron ever have existed. Thor & Tony wouldn’t have had their prophesying visions about what would likely happen in IW
*If he didn’t let Thanos kill him in Infinity War, Thor would have been snapped out of existence and Thanos would have succeeded in erasing half
of the universe
*In Thor The Dark World, he saved Jane in order to prevent the Aether (the Reality Stone) from disappearing into the void
*He accidentally got his mother killed & therefore banished Odin which caused to age faster which resulted in him dying and Hela to be released.
*He also called for Skurge to take them back to Asgard via the Bifrost but Hela caught the ride with them which resulted in he and Thor to be sent to Sakaar where Thor reunited with the Hulk and met Valkyrie and Ragnarok to be caused.
*If he didn’t take the Tesseract from Odin’s vault in Thor Ragnarok, Thanos wouldn’t have been able to find it therefore the snap either wouldn’t have happened or been delayed.
*If he didn’t use the Tesseract to escape in Endgame, we wouldn’t have the multiverse since he wouldn’t have become the ‘God of Stories’ or create the TVA.
*Sylvie Killing Kang at the end of ‘Loki S1’ made the next big villain for the Avengers to face in Kang Dynasty and Secret Wars.
*In ‘Loki S2,’ he has to save the multiverse from being destroyed.
*Loki has to recruit heroes from across the multiverse in order to eliminate the ‘Kang Threat.’
*He can manipulate and re write time now that he is the ‘God of Stories.’
He is a catalyst.
So there. Loki is indeed more important to the Marvel Universe than we all realised. 😌
Doctor Strange saw that the only way it would all work was if Tony sacrificed himself. He saw what Loki was doing behind the scenes. Loki recruited HIMSELF into the TVA after recruiting Mobius and other underdogs in order
to humble him. He even created Sylvie so that he could see from the outside what he had once been like and learn to ‘love himself.’ He has to tell her and his past self to not be selfish and power hungry (akin to Charles telling Logan to ‘guide his younger self’ in X-Men: Days of Future Past. He was ‘acting’ bad in the Avengers!! Loki admired Tony because of what he was doing. His purpose was to save the universe! 😭 He told Thor that the ‘Sun would shine on them again’ because he KNEW that they would reunite again eventually and told Thanos ‘You will never be a God.’ Because Loki was always that many steps ahead in the grand scheme of things. . He was guiding himself and everyone else the ENTIRE time!😌💚
Btw: Loki called Don ‘Mobius’ due to Tony discovering the ‘Mobius’ strip’ in Endgame. He always admired Tony’s ‘glorious purpose’ and that’s why he keeps referring to him in the ‘Loki’ series and Mobius knows ALL about Loki because HE, Loki as the ‘God of Stories’ MADE him that way!😉🧬
Loki’s Impact on the Marvel Universe So Far
He deliberately got caught by the Avengers so that the respective items got delivered and he WANTED to LOSE!
*If he didn’t let the Frost Giants into Asgard to interrupt Thor’s coronation, Thor wouldn’t have come to Earth and met Selvig who then later helped Loki create the ‘space portal machine’ in the Avengers.
*If he didn’t try to destroy Jotunheim then he would never have fallen into the black hole, gotten the Space and Mind stone and got the Avengers to assemble and ‘deliver’ these Infinity Stones to them. He let himself get caught by the Avengers because he WANTED to LOSE!
*If he hadn’t of killed Coulson, we wouldn’t have Agents of SHIELD.
*If he hadn’t got the sceptre, Wanda wouldn’t have gotten her amplified powers nor would Vision or Ultron ever have existed. Thor & Tony wouldn’t have had their prophesying visions about what would likely happen in IW..
*If he didn’t let Thanos kill him in Infinity War, Thor would have been snapped out of existence and Thanos would have succeeded in erasing half of the universe..
*In Thor The Dark World, he saved Jane in order to prevent the Aether (the Reality Stone) from disappearing into the void..
*He accidentally got his mother killed & therefore banished Odin which caused to age faster which resulted in him dying and Hela to be released.
*He also called for Skurge to take them back to Asgard via the Bifrost but Hela caught the ride with them which resulted in he and Thor to be sent to Sakaar where Thor reunited with the Hulk and met Valkyrie and Ragnarok to be caused.
*If he didn’t take the Tesseract from Odin’s vault in Thor Ragnarok, Thanos wouldn’t have been able to find it therefore the snap either wouldn’t have happened or been delayed.
*If he didn’t use the Tesseract to escape in Endgame, we wouldn’t have the multiverse since he wouldn’t have become the ‘God of Stories’ or create the TVA.
*Sylvie Killing Kang at the end of ‘Loki S1’ made the next big villain for the Avengers to face in Kang Dynasty and Secret Wars.
*In ‘Loki S2,’ he has to save the multiverse from being destroyed.
*Loki has to recruit heroes from across the multiverse in order to eliminate the ‘Kang Threat.’
*He can manipulate and re write time now that he is the ‘God of Stories.’
He is a catalyst.
Doctor Strange saw that the only way it would all work was if Tony sacrificed himself. He saw what Loki was doing behind the scenes. Loki recruited HIMSELF into the TVA after recruiting Mobius and other underdogs in order
to humble him. He even created Sylvie so that he could see from the outside what he had once been like and learn to ‘love himself.’ He has to tell her and his past self to not be selfish and power hungry (akin to Charles telling Logan to ‘guide his younger self’ in X-Men: Days of Future Past. He was ‘acting’ bad in the Avengers!! Loki admired Tony because of what he was doing. His purpose was to save the universe! 😭 He told Thor that the ‘Sun would shine on them again’ because he KNEW that they would reunite again eventually and told Thanos ‘You will never be a God.’ Because Loki was always that many steps ahead in the grand scheme of things. He was guiding himself and everyone else the ENTIRE time!😌💚
Btw: Loki called Don ‘Mobius’ due to Tony discovering the ‘Mobius’ strip’ in Endgame. He always admired Tony’s ‘glorious purpose’ and that’s why he keeps referring to him in the ‘Loki’ series and Mobius knows ALL about Loki because HE, Loki MADE him that way!😉🧬
He actually planned to get killed by Thanos in order to save Thor from being snapped and he knew that he would come back one way or another. He said these things for a reason! “I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again” and “You’ll never be a God!”
Despite Frigga saying: ‘You’re so perceptive about everyone but yourself,’ the older, wiser Loki knows himself well enough in order to change the other, younger version of himself. He knows EVERYTHING about the Avengers members in the first Avengers movie for a REASON! 😉
So there. Loki is indeed more important to the Marvel Universe than we all realised. 😌💚
Thor, Hulk and Loki about the ‘Sun.’ God of Stories Loki made it so that the phrase the ‘sun is going down’ to calm the Hulk down and subdue him and the ‘sun shining on him and Thor again’ was to inspire hope and energy.
The Time Stone is green because of Loki. Did he create it? Did he some how get it to Sanctum Sanctorum?
Did Loki make Heimdall send Bruce to the Sanctum in Infinity War since Loki had been there before (in Ragnarok?) Is that why Bruce mentions ‘Loki’ to Tony, Stephen and Wong informing and warning them about Thanos?
He created the World Tree Yggdrasil and quite literally erased, reset and rebooted the MCU! 🤯
Loki is the ‘World Serpent’ Jörmungandr
It really was ‘Loki All Along.’ 😉
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ok I just reaaaally really wanted to add that Loki’s last outfit, the soft and flowing cloak that made him seem more like a mage than any of his other outfits, really reminds me of Frigga.
The loose, flowing cape, the overlap at the collar area….
And don’t forget the brass. The loose, gentle, yet humbler clothes really seems like her style, and I think it’s fitting that Loki would wear something that reminds us of his mother.
LET'S TALK ABOUT LOKI'S SHOES (ACTUALLY, HIS WHOLE WARDROBE)
Production costs aside, clothes tell the audience about how characters think of themselves.
Loki's shoes in the S2 finale raised a lot eyebrows, but I find them quite fitting: they are comfortable, practical, and most importantly, they are humble. The camera brings this to our attention to communicate his evolution in character.
Loki has always dressed well, often times ostentatiously. Whether he is at war, passing as a Midgardian, or held captive as an Asgardian prisoner, Loki communicates his social class and sense of superiority through clothing. For him, clothing armors his fragile sense of self and against others' opinions of him. He intends to be perceived as deadly charming but ultimately unapproachable.
His attire in the first Thor movie is roughly equal parts green and gold, signifying his royal status. His style is dressed down for his brother's misadventures in Jotenheim, yet overall both silhouettes are lofty, princely, but not hardened or threatening.
In Avengers, Loki's look has more black and leather, with exaggerated emphasis on his shoulders meant to intimidate as he assumes the role of villain. The silhouette is very hard, heavy, and edgy. Gold detailing is prevalent as well. Combined with the goat's helm, this is Loki's most pretentious outfit, which speaks to an undercurrent of low self-esteem and a compulsive need to impress. There's no mistaking he is the main antagonist of the story.
In Thor 2, Loki's attire is similar to Avengers but the overcoat is exchanged for a less bulky version (perhaps conveying he is less guarded now that the effects of the Mind Stone are no longer influencing him). Loki's role likewise pivots from the harsh lines of a villain to the more flexible edges of a reluctant villain-turned-ally. This aligns with his character arc when he protects both Jane and Thor, seemingly sacrificing himself.
In Thor 3, Loki's silhouette is streamlined even further. The overcoat is done away with in favor of what appears to be a leather doublet, pauldrons, and vambraces. Gold accents are minimal. While stylish, Loki's attire is more practical than showy, and his helm serves the dual purpose of protection as well as weaponry. At this point in his arc, Loki has become a full antihero, joining his brother's side in rescuing as many Asgardians as possible, and eventually dying in a vain bid to protect Thor from Thanos.
The TVA does something very fun and interesting in taking away Loki's ability to dress himself. Since Loki cannot use his magic in the TVA, he is forced to wear the same clothing as his captor/advocate, who eventually becomes his best friend and peer.
Perhaps, on a subconscious level, this helped Loki to feel included. We know by his pwn admission that Loki fears being alone and desperately craves a sense of belonging. At the same time, he intentionally dresses to put people at a distance, thereby protecting himself from potential rejection at the cost of isolating himself further.
When Mobius gives him that TVA jacket for the first time, Loki seems uncharacteristically pleased. It is not an attractive jacket by any means, yet he neither scoffs at it nor refuses to wear it. Instead, Loki puts it on and is content when Mobius says it looks "smart" on him. He continues to dress like Mobius and, indeed, mimic some of his mannerisms such as placing his hands on his hips. Without clothing meant to push people away, Loki opens up, has more fun, and makes friends.
Loki's choice of attire as he assumes the mantle of God of Stories (and time) is fascinating. Setting aside the clear design inspiration from the comics, Loki's silhouette is soft, remarkably so. His colors are earthy hues of green, and the only bit of flare are the light gold trimming and crown. The look brings to mind the garb of sages and wise wizards rather than royalty or warriors. He's powerful yet approachable because there is humility in his bearing. And that humility springs from a well of healthy self-worth, self-love, and a deep love for others.
The shoes are not meant to be attractive. They are meant to help him ascend the throne, nothing more.
And Frigga KNEW she was going to die, witches can see into the future, but I think that she let that be the last thing she ever said to him because she knew it was what he needed to hear, in order to fix himself. He must have been incredibly bitter to Thor even then, so wanting to help make things a little more right could’ve been his motive.
What gets to me about this scene is what was left unsaid. He started out so angry, declaring Odin was not his father without a hint of remorse, but as soon as he said those same things to Frigga, the regret on his face was evident. He shook his head as he approached her, as if to say “no, I didn’t mean that”, and reached out, only to be reminded that she was not actually there. The moment she disappeared, you can see on his face, thinking, I’m so stupid.
And perhaps he had thought that he could make it up to her later, apologize when she contacted him next, only to find out that she had died after the prison riot, a riot that he aided by telling the perpetrator what path to take. And now there was no going back, and he had to live knowing that her last memory of him would be of him telling her he’s not his mother. For the first time, he felt the consequences of his own actions, and he could do nothing but rage at himself.
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mr. feast is stopping world hunger, feeding another 1000, his transmutation skills come in handy when multiplying bread and fish
somewhere in an alternate universe mr breast just made a video giving 1000 people top surgery
how the fuck can one be queer and still royally fuck up by being a republican “pro life” fighter. with pronouns in bio. this is so contradictory wtf
First of all, stop claiming us as yours, asexual heteroromantic people and aromantic heterosexual people are a part of the straight community. The correct term for my sexuality is called sexless, and the same is true for every other asexual person on earth. If you’ve ever picked up an unbiased dictionary you would know that that is true.
Second, the only reason my pronouns are in my bio, is so that uneducated people know biological sex is the same as biological gender, you hypocritical bigot, stop blasting me for doing the same things you’re doing. You asked for answers, there you have it. The facts don’t care about your feelings.
TDW Thor: *just standing around*
Mjolnir: due to personal reasons I will be leaving you now
TDW Thor: ???
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
@caffeinated-and-annoying-bard you have unknowingly referenced a hilarious inside joke I have with my best friend
THE ANCIENT ScRoLlSSsSsSsSsSSs
This better work y’all or I’ll boil it mash it and stick it in a stew
Thor: *turns around*
Peter Parker:
Thor: father is trying to find me someone to marry :(
Loki: Ooft, why?
Thor: he says that as the heir I should, and that he wants grandchildren!! :(
——TWO DAYS LATER——
Loki: I have obtained a child for us
Thor: you— WHAT?! LOKI!!!!!!
Loki: that’s what was making you sad, right?
Thor: LOKI WHERE DID YOU GET THIS CHILD FROM
Loki: That’s not important! Are you feeling better yet??
Thor: TELL ME WHERE IT CAME FROM FIRST
Loki: was there anything else he wanted you to marry for or was that all
Canon: Did he die? Yes
Fanfic: But he LIVED
edit:
Canons. Did he die? Yes
Fanon: yeah but his enemy f***ed him back to life then they became lovers
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
how the fuck did you find my blog. begone
NEVER I’m haunting you now
When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
YALL GOT SOME BIG NEWS
Ok I just needed someone to tell I’m super excited about all of this!!!
My older sister is PREGNANT 😍😍😍😍
My best friend’s mom is also pregnant for the EIGHTH time 😍😍😍😍
It’s almost my birthday, same as Harry Potter’s 😎😎😎😎
You guys are all loved and needed in this world so don’t give up!!
Share your good news with me!!
I would totally buy those any day and I don’t drink sodas too often so please use that design. also @mathylibrarian YES HECK YEAH 🤝
Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is 100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone)
And didn’t George Washington say that dividing our government would divide this country?
"However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion." - the Farewell Address
Imagining the reason Loki says that is a Loki x read fanfic idea where he lost you so many years ago and cares about Thor enough to want to spare him that pain
Odin and Loki on Jane.
Don’t forget Once Upon A Dream by Lana Del Ray. Oh my word serious Rhys vibes from this beauty.
Feysand Playlist
Write On Me /// Fifth Harmony
Never Be Alone /// Shawn Mendes
I’m Only Me When I’m With You /// Taylor Swift
Salvation /// Gabrielle Aplin
Don’t Let Me Go /// Raign
If I could Fly /// One Direction
When I Look At You /// Miley Cyrus
Through The Dark /// One Direction
I Was Made For Loving You /// Tori Kelly & Ed Sheeran
Also noting that he doesn’t just look like he’s tearing across the room looking for threats, he’s getting ready to attack but looks like he’s fighting himself.
“What am I doing here, what is it that I’m doing and why am I doing this? I don’t like hurting people. I want to go home and see my mother. Is my brother out there looking for me or did he give up a long time ago?”
That’s not the real Loki. That’s a scared, homesick, tortured soul.
Please stop ruining the main protagonist of the novel I have past two years procrastinating on
every story that has a tomboy get "fixed" and find true love is fucking crime against humanity. she's not embracing her inner femininity, she wasn't suppressing it out of insecurity. you just hate all that's good in the world.