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MUSINGS ON THE INHERENT VALUE OF HUMAN BEINGS Inspired by [x].

My sister made this joke today:

Timmy: Mummy are you sure this is how gingerbread men are made? His mother: Yes, Timmy. Now get into the oven.

Man, I’m so excited for TLOU season 2!! I saw this screenshot from the video game and it seems like they’re doing a beach episode :D

Have you ever seen someone dredged out of a lake in a drama series? Yeah, that’s pure motherfucking horror.

Lost to see? You drift down. You become food for the fishes. You die in something so vast it’s near incomprehensible. It’s just a blip.

Swept up by a river current? It spits you out. You die in the rapids, found on the shore. You hit at rock at 70 miles per hour and that’s it. It’s quick. It’s almost… simple…

But lakes… ooooooh boy lakes…

Maybe you drown in a lake. Maybe you go out and fall and hit your head. Maybe they dredge the lake and find you, stiff and blue and gone.

Maybe you got murdered. Maybe a serial killer mutilated you beyond recognition and dumped you in the small town lake. Maybe there’s panic, maybe they search for you deep into the night, flashlights illuminating the woods as they desperately hope to find you… and then the nets pull you up, but there’s a sliver of hope that it’s someone else. Your face is gone. Maybe it was Caroline Reynolds who died in the next town over. Your loved ones feel awful that they hope it was someone else, but they wait and wait and when the forensics come out, the sirens illuminating the world in red and blue, they know that you’re gone…

So anyway that’s why I think lake’s are scary :D

Please reblog, I’m trying to make up a god

Shoutout to stories with just like, one murder. Most stories either have a lot of murder or no murder. But one murder to add some spice? Yeah. Yeah, pretty cool.

How dare you?! I’ll have you know that this is a respectable blog of mostly popular takes that like fifty other people have already said better, ACTUALLY

Since The Last of Us won best “superhero” series at the Critics Choice Awards, what was your favorite part of The Last of Us (the superhero show)?

My favorite part was when Captain Dad used his superpowers of grief and mental illness to kill Doctor Firefly and begin the origin story of Golf Girl.

My amazing art of the solar eclipse!!

Stunning!!!

Can I just—

LOOK AT THIS GUY!! LOOK AT HIM!!

I LOVE THIS ZOMBIE SO MUCH!!! He’s like… gorgeous, in this scary way. The cordyceps growing out of him, the way he moves, it’s just amazing.

Not to mention the prosthetics, makeup and effects that went into this. Seriously I cannot express my love for this big guy.

Me:

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

you’re a fake ass tlou fan

👍👍👍

If I had a nickel for every time there was an honestly really good darkly comedic show starring a young, naive woman who learns about the darkness of the world but doesn’t let it change her, her loser boyfriend who’s desperate to feel some control in the world, which also featured a manipulative, chaotic, charming, awesome man with an accent and featured a scene where someone reluctantly cuts a dead guys body part off, that’s really a satire about corporate greed by fucking AMAZON, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Hello, can I interest you in joining my religion? Every Thursday night we watch Joel Miller scream “WHAT TOWN”… that’s it. That’s the religion…

I’m watching White Lotus rn and I’d just like to shout out Murray Bartlett’s range. I mean seriously, this guy is not participating in a beutiful gay love story rn.

I love this scene so much. Ellie and Joel are surrounded by strangers with guns and Joel’s having a panic attack and Ellie’s just like “DOGGY😃😃😃”