My Favorite MBTI Types Trying To Make Friends Online (not Exactly Funny But This Is As Accurate As It

my favorite MBTI types trying to make friends online (not exactly funny but this is as accurate as it gets)

ISFJ: *has an entire plan written out with military precision but never uses it* *gets friends anyway by accident)

ENFP: hey you seem nice, sorry I’m so awkward I know lol wanna be friends?

INTP (me): like dude. i bared my soul to you. why are we not yet mutuals

ESFP: CAL EH FORNIA 🔥GURLS🔥 WE’RE UNDINYABOOO—

ESFJ: *already has maxed out friend limit*

INTJ (my bff): so I made this online quiz with some help from dear olds ENTP… ok actually ENTP forced me to do it so that they can prove that MBTI really doesn’t matter when making friends

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE COULD’VE HAD FLUFFY HAIR LOKI THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!

Can y’all incredible artists of the Tumblr please draw or AI generate pictures of Loki wand generate them to look like Thor 1 Loki with the soft look and the short hair?? Like I mean, take Ragnarok Loki and give him the same Ragnarok outfit but… make him the soft happy Loki again.

Unreleased Loki promo shots for the Avengers 2012

frick that I decided on this MLP was my old fav

Who is it?💕

people always wonder why I get so angry when they make loud noises or slam cupboard doors and what they don’t know and what I still don’t fully understand is I was sworn at a lot as a kid/tween. I mean like, shouting loud enough that the neighbors could probably hear and calling me horrible things as I had to stand there enduring the semi public degradation. I still never call it trauma or abuse because I don’t know when it becomes actual abuse, like other people have gone through way way worse shit in their lives than I have. but like calling your 12 year old child things like “stupid little f**ker” and “r*tarded” is wrong so someone please enlighten me as to if I am somewhat validated in lashing out when there are people yelling at me, and almost sobbing when people are soft and gentle with me

as I’m typing this my reminder to pray pops up 😭

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

frick

i think i just found my soulmate

i’ll never understand people who wake up and immediately begin talking because i need to go through a 2 hour period of wanting to kill a man before i’m ready for human interaction

Ok but what if the bike is on a bike too

Akira bike sliding on a horse