30 Student Enforced Dorm Rules

30 student enforced dorm rules

1. Never play scrabble with Momo. She will always win. No exceptions.

2. Never wash any dishes or turn on sinks when Bakugo is taking a shower. Last time that happened he got so surprised that there’s now a hole in the bathroom wall.

3. There are no kettles allowed. No one knows why, but every time they buy a new one Deku hides it. It’s best to just not buy them anymore as clearly it’s a waste of money.

4. At least 3 people need to remind Todoroki that dinner is on, because he will forget to eat.

5. Never talk about heroes at the dinner table. Bakugo, Deku and Todoroki almost always end up in a heated argument and all three never finish their dinner.

6. Do not ask Tsuyu to grab something with her tongue just because it’s too far away from the couch. She’s too nice to say no.

7. Movie nights are every Saturday night. It’s kinda mandatory. A different person is allowed to pick the movie genre every week in rotation. Movies in that genre are then voted on.

8. If Deku falls asleep on you, you’re stuck. If you move, he will literally squeeze the life out of you.

9. Todoroki is not your heater

10. Todoroki is not your air conditioner

11. Having Ochako float marshmallows while Todoroki shoots fire at them is not the correct way to roast marshmallows. Do it the normal way.

12. Dark Shadow is not the class pet. He is very dangerous and Tokoyami is sick of everyone trying to pet him.

13. Sensei Aizawa may have given you his number, but it is for emergencies and cat pictures ONLY. Please don’t text him asking for homework answers. You’re not funny.

14. If you occupy the dorm rooms in close approximation to Ochako’s, please remind her to make sure to either wear kitchen mittens or strap herself down in bed before she goes to sleep. It’s quite horrifying to walk into her room in the morning and see her sleeping on the ceiling, and it’s not good for her blood pressure.

15. Mineta is not allowed to even step foot in the girls corridors. If he’s seen there, you’re welcome to literally kick him out.

16. No one is allowed to break into Deku’s room to hide behind his cardboard figures and jump out to scare him. He almost died of a heart attack last time and he is very capable of destroying the building if scared.

17. Pranking Todoroki is a horrible idea. He has amazing natural reflexes and you will probably die.

18. Please be mindful in the hallways, you can’t always fully see Hagakure but she’s there and doesn’t appreciate being bumped into.

19. As of the next three months, Denki is on trash duty. Do not let anyone else do it, it is his job. This goes to show that you’re not allowed to reenact the scene of Ratatouille where Remy gets struck by lighting on the roof.

20. Mineta is excluded from being able to help pick movies. He only picks vulgar movies, and we are very concerned by the amount of films he knows by heart. Do not encourage him.

21. Any and all Vogue magazines go to Mina. She will fight you for them, so it’s best to just give them up.

22. Anyone in the rooms next to Todoroki and Bakugo are on constant fire extinguishing duties. They both generate flame when they sleep, and we’re sick of waking up to fire alarms.

23. Flirting with Deku as a joke to make Todoroki jealous is not smart. He is very scary and will probably internally plan your murder.

24. If Deku texts you at 3 in the morning with a link to a reddit post, do not click on it, do not engage. Tell him to go to sleep, and threaten to wake Todoroki if he doesn’t let up.

25. Having Kirishima burst through a wall and scream “OH YEAHH” as the Cool-Aid man is not worth the money it takes to replace the wall.

26. Oujiro has a tail. This should be obvious. Please be courteous and pay attention before you sit down next to him.

27. Deku can and will physically harm you if you speak ill of All Might. Do not speak ill of All Might.

28. Please don’t leave dirty dishes out. This should be obvious, and it drives Bakugo insane. He’s up past 8 to clean them, and that’s his bedtime.

29. Denki is not a phone charger. He will agree to charge your phone, but if he sneezes you’re all screwed.

30. Do not accept brownies from Sero.

( Posted and written by Iida Tenya, put into more modern terms by Mina )

(Pt2 is here)

(Pt3 is here)

(Pt4 is here)

There’s a universe/timeline out there where nobody ever finds out who the eyeball belongs to because Five “you should lock your windows” Hargreeves finds Leonard in Vanya’s apartment instead of Allison and goes absolutely ballistic.

The past never dies

part 2/2,   part 1

My hero academia as things that have been said between my freinds #2

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Todoroki: Squirrels are scary

Iida: What?

Todoroki: There just everywhere

Iida: Are you ok?

Todoroki: Just watching

Iida:

Iida: I’m gonna get a drink

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Aizawa: I’m Gonna get drunk on water and take back my life with a package of number two pencils.

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*Playing a board game*

Kaminari: Bi the way let’s ace-ss the situation and Pan out are next move to win.

Jirou: How many puns did you put in there

Kaminari: At least three

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Todoroki: I’m gay

Midoriya: I’m bisexual

Shinsou: I’m Alive, not that I want to be but you know

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Eri: God gave me anxiety and depression because he knew if he didn’t i would kick his ass

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Shoji: Get therapy

Tokoyami: No

Shoji: Yes

Tokoyami: Anime is my therapy

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Mina:I want to be a fucking skeleton.

Sero: For the last ducking time you can dance with Dabi in fucking hell

Mina: Watch me

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Kirishima: You know I’m trying doesn’t that count?

Aizawa: No. not even close

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Kaminari: Teachers tell you not to make a mistake but when you do on a test your suddenly not allowed to anymore

Bakugo: You failed math didn’t you?

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Aoyama: Sending a picture of a bird with Barbie legs: I have ✨B L E S S E D✨ your eyes

Bakugo: You have also ✨B L E S S E D✨ my need to kill you

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Aizawa after grading his kids papers: I need a drink

Midnight: Bring two

Mic: bring one for me as well

Blood king: put vodka in mine

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Bakugo: I’ll kill you

Tokoyami: Fine but make it painful

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All might watching bakugo and Midoriya fight: I feel like this can go terriblely wrong or very good

Aizawa: Five bucks it gose terriblely wrong

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Midoriya doing a school servay: do you think about death a lot?

Midoriya liying because he Doesn’t want to talk to the school counselor: No

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Aizawa: your supposed to be the smart one

Midoriya: With all do respect I’m book smart not common sense smart.

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*Momo and jirou getting into a fight*

Momo: last week I saw you walk into a flag poll because you where on your phone!

Jirou: In my defense the poll should have moved out of the way!

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The Trio

So, in the panel where Touya hugs Shouto in an attempt to burn him alive, I noticed something about the dialogue.

Everyone's attention is on Gigantomachia (fair enough) and Bakugou's hero name, which, no offense but it's irrelevant right now considering the gravity of the situation. And yes I understand it's an attempt to break the tension and a long awaited disclosure.

But the point is, Touya/Dabi has noticed that the heroes seem to be having a moment of lightheartedness. And he points that out to Shouto. The boy is literally in a life or death situation and everyone just seems to be ignoring the child literally burning a few feet away from them.

And isn't this just a parallel for what happened to the whole Todoroki family? Society was caught up in the fun and glamour of hero society while the Todoroki family was in agony. The family suffered, practically in front of hero society and no one noticed. Just like Shouto is suffering right in front of everyone and no one seems to notice.

The fact that no hero tried to save Shouto must just reinforce everything Touya believes.

No one notices except Midoriya. The boy can't even stand but he still saves his friend. Which is another reason why this boy will be the greatest hero. And why no one should be calling him an abuse apologist. He's one of the only people who reached out to Todoroki, to Eri, to abused and hurting children in general. He is a hero. He is not. And. Will never be. An abuse apologist.

He will be the #1 hero and he will deserve every bit of it.

Also, someone nice, please hug Shouto. The poor boy is hurting so much.