My Hero Academia Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Aizawa: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Shinsou: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Aoyama: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Aoyama: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

All might: Young Midoriya, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Midoriya: Well of course I have.

Midoriya: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Midoriya: It's boring.

Funny things said in school as Mha quotes

Aizawa: I will be right back, Bakugo your in charge

Deku panicked: Why would you leave Kacchan in charge out of literally everyone else?!

Aizawa: I want to see chaos

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Sero: NO BAGELS ARE THE BEST KIND OF BREAD!

Kaminari : BRO THEY AREN’T EVEN A KIND OF BREAD!

Sero: THEY ARE MADE OF THE SAME STUFF AS OTHER KINDS OF BREAD IT'S JUST THE SHAPE!!

All might: What debate did I walk in on now?

Jirou: Bread. That’s all you need to know.

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Shinsou: The stalk market is at an all time low and I’m loving it

Iida: IT IS 8:15 IN THE MORNING ON A TUESDAY CALM DOWN!

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All might: That’s all for today, enjoy your lunch.

Kaminari: What did we do in there?

Kirishima: Were you not paying attention or something?

Bakugo: When do they ever?

Kaminari : Never, I was sleeping now, do you have the notes or not?

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Yayorouzu: Hey I thought we agreed to look like a million bucks today

Jirou: I know but sweats were practically screaming my name

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Midoriya: AHH THERE'S A MOUSE!!!

Present Mic: Just leave it be it’s not doing anything

Kirishima: LEMME SEE IT!!

Present Mic: I said le- WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT!! PUT IT DOWN!

Kirishima: Fine...

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Midnight*giggles at phone*

Sero: I’ve seen teachers giggle to themselves before but it never ends well

Midnight: Well I don’t know what other teachers giggle to themselves about but my boyfriend just texted me that he was trying to find the dermatologist office but walked into an OBGYN instead by mistake

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Midoriya: The bank won’t give me a loan of 3 million dollars because I “won’t make it back”.

Tokoyami: Well then here's what you have to do. You have to fly to Colombia and then start selling c*caine.

Present Mic: Whoa, whoa, whoa what?

Tokoyami: Well for our algebra project we need to work with banks and their’s refuses to.

Present Mic: Ok and your first solution is to fly to south america and sell drugs?!

Tokoyami: Your’s isn’t?

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All might: OK so tell me about Snipe’s project

Whole class: *starts complaining and yelling about it*

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Mina: So all we do in his class is the project?

Asui: Yep pretty much.

Mina: Great. I’m just going to sit there and cry

Asui : That's the spirit.

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Ibara: Kendo put like 3 layers of sunscreen on and still got sunburnt.

Awase: It’s because She’s a ginger. I’ve never seen a tanned ginger and never will.

Monamoa: Guess you’ve never seen my dad.

testsutetsu: I mean that makes sense, but wait your dad’s a ginger? Kirishima you owe me money!

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Shinsou: this is Eri, my sister

Kaminari: so, how old are you? 3?

Eri: I’m 10

Kaminari: cool, i don't know anything about kids

Shinsou; this one time Eri was 7 she was really mad at me so she furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on my laptop like 900 times because she thought the government would come and arrest me

Kaminari: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Shinsou: I do have a sense of humor you know

Kamianri: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Shinsou: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Kirishima: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Kaminari without them noticing?

Shinsou: Hey, Kaminari , I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Kaminari: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Kirishima:…..

Aoyama: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Kaminari, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Shinsou

Shinsou: How did you do that without turning around?

Kaminari: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Shinsou: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Kirishima: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Bakugo; What's that?

Kirishima : You've never had leftovers???

Bakugo: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Kaminari: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Kirishima: So are we flirting right now?

Bakugou: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Kirishima: That doesn’t answer my question

Tokoyami: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Aizawa: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Kaminari: Thank you

Aizawa : I didn't say that was a good thing

Kaminari: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Kaminari: Dear Shinsou , your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Kaminari: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Kirishima: Wednesay

Kaminari: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Bakugo: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.