I Mean... Have You SEEN The Way He Arches Into Valentino During 'Finale'?

I mean... have you SEEN the way he arches into Valentino during 'Finale'? 😂

This man displays a lot of powerbottom energy and I'm all here for that!

saw this and cried

This man is incredibly cat-coded. That has to be on purpose, I swear.

Also: not all deer species do that but the ones that do look metal as fuck when they shed their velvet. Search "bloody antlers" for the most cool/horrific/mythical/nightmarefuel (however you wanna call it) pictures you've ever seen.

Fun deer fact is that they shed their velvet and eat it anually and it looks absolutely horrific

Whether you remember the olden days of myspace and aol or not, this fic will do a lot for you!

Twenty or so years ago, Alastor made a website for his radio broadcast.

It's not very good. There may or may not be Papyrus font.

When Vox discovers it, he decides to drag the Radio Demon into the 21st century whether he wants to or not.

Of course, Alastor isn't going to go quietly or without a fight.

(A little something sweet and angsty for radiostatic week 2024)

This uhhh probably fits one of the themes. Definitely. Don't worry about it.

I'm laughing so hard at this 😂

Amazing!

Wait, (sorry just jumping on the whole Alastor only in hell for voodoo thing) can you imagine if somehow the cast get their reasons for being in hell & for the majority they're not surprised cuz yeah, they did that.

But then Alastors just says smth like 'Forsook God' and everyone is just staring & trying to figure out what the FUCK that even means, trying to figure out if it's heaven speak for multiple murders, but no. Just voodoo. I think everyone would need like a DAY for that.

OR

Just with the same concept, Charlie convinces Alastor to give up his powers for a time, so he can understand and maybe sympathize with the other sinners (and maybe he's egged on by Lucifer making comments about Alastor never surviving blah blah) but the second he gives up his powers (his voodoo) he gets blipped to heaven.

Cue everyone freaking out about Alastor being dead, & Alastor trying to get back to hell bcuz heaven is fucking boring

second take is so funny, i made a comic about it

DON'T TAG As A sHIP

bonus sketches bc i got lazy

that one meme and sera having a mental breakdown in the background and Al is so confused that he allowed them to take photo

Alastor got bored in Heaven and wants to go back (Also He Misses Rosie But Will Never Admit It)

Hello? Rarepair police? I've just spotted a unicorn in the wild!

Fantastic art!

📺🕷️StaticDust art masterpost✨

My favorite rarepair, I'm so so weak for them

The first three are illustrations for Sameko's amazing slow burn fanfic Hold Me Up (if you like these characters, PLEASE give it a go; it's such a delight of a work <333), the other two are unrelated I just don't want to make separate posts sgsdgds

There's also smut on my twt😏

Incredibly well written and important! The disconnect between practicing something and malpracticing something should always be pointed out.

I also feel compelled to point out that a lot of people discount the fact that in some Arahamic interpretations, practicing any other kind of religion (even if it's other forms of Abrahamic religions) will get you sent to hell. This is important because we are talking about a show that is technically taking place in some form of Abrahamic Heaven and Hell.

It's certainly a commentary about how there are both some incredibly close-minded teachings and also bad-faith interpretations out there.

Religions and faith in general are very complex and can be incredibly personal.

Talking about these things is important!

Thank you!

Ok so...

Twice now i’ve seen people approach @elsa-fogen about a take that is “Alastor is in hell because of Voodoo” (the latest one basically saying he is in hell solemnly because of Voodoo”) and I can’t help but feel there’s reeks of religious intolerance from his take (even if it’s not intentional) cause let’s not forget, Voodoo is a religion (main one in places such as Haiti and Gana), and it’s often stigmatised and viewed through the wrong light. So you all can understand how a take like this could rub someone the wrong way and be deemed as religious intolerance.

But as I know this fandom is PAINFULLY stubborn and probably will want to keep exploring this take even if it makes some people uncomfortable (take the people who refuse to acknowledge Alastor as aro and the people who refuse to stop calling Alastor a wendigo for instance) I would like to offer an alternative take: 

See, I’m not from Voodoo and it’s not that big of a religion here in Brazil, however, we do have two other religions here that are similar/derivatives from Voodoo (Candomblé and Umbanda) and face similar prejudices, so I’m making this based mostly on these two but know that it also applies to Voodoo. 

In Umbanda, we have a higher god, the Orixás (entities that provide guidance and protection) and we have spirits, these spirits divide in different groups and offer advices and guidance to all types of people, there are spirits that look after women, children, grieving parents and even the lost (such as drug addicts).

But as we have good spirits, we also have bad ones. they are popularly known as “espiritos de porco” (pig spirits) who are usually mischievous and even ill intended spirits that might loom over you if they feel a bad energy coming from you or if you are spiritually unprotected and they will start to cause you misfortune and even make you feel weak and sick.

Some ill-intended people use these bad spirits against people they want to harm, the bad spirits may guide them in performing a ritual or maybe the spirit will loom on this targeted person. 

It’s (partly) due to people like this that these religions have such bad reputation, but these people basically perform their religion in a corrupted way! Umbanda is a religion that connects you with nature and guides you spiritually, it’s deeply connected with healing practises (mentally, physically and spiritually), but as I said, like EVERY other religion, it can be corrupted and used to harm.

I think the best use of “corrupt vs proper use of religion” I’ve seen comes from Disney's The Princess and the Frog. People usually remember Dr Facilier better, who used Voodoo against his enemies and to harvest power (much like a certain deer man we all know and love) but we also had Mama Odie (which is a real figure in voodoo, mind you. Also present in Umbanda, a Mama Odie is sort of a priestess of the religion) notice how she is a much more accurate representation of the religion, she lives in contact with nature, she performs her rituals and prayers in the wide while dancing with a very positive energy around, and she wears white (which is the most recommended colour to wear during rituals, as it’s a neutral colour and pleases all Orixás). 

So as you can see, there’s good voodoo practicants and bad ones, and in the end it’s all about how you use your religion, if you use it as you were taught, with pure intentions, seeking guidance and protection of good spirits and Orixás, or in a corrupt way, surrounding yourself with bad spirits and helping them spread their bad energy. 

So what I am hoping with all this is is that people put a stop to “Alastor is evil because he uses Voodoo” and adopt the “Alastor is evil because he does malpractice of Voodoo” which is a much more accurate to reality and respectful take. 

I’d even like to offer a headcanon of my own: 

That Alastor's mom was from Voodoo (maybe even was a Mama Odie herself) and taught Alastor all she knew and he corrupted her teachings and started using them for evil (perhaps even to aid him in his killing) and THAT, that corruption, was what sent him to hell, and true redemption for him would not to give up his powers/forsake his religion but actually to go back to his roots and use his powers for good (perhaps in a way that he ends up healing/saving someone (hopefully Charlie or Rosie)👀