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His fucking cup ☠️☠️ (I want it)
I also love this expression 😭
Hello! Can i request a oneshot of angel dust x touch starved !male reader? More specifically they get together after angel notices that wow this guy is like the first dude in hell that hasn't been trying to seduce me or use my body and is simply interested to get to know me, later when they get to the kissing part reader almost fucks it all up due to him internally panicking extremely hard since he's never thought that someone would ever want to kiss him
Thanks!
Cautions - the dialog is gonna suck, maybe, we'll see lmao, sexual themes I mean come on it's Angel dust 😭, Valentino, THIS IS A MALE READER FIC, SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1, cursing (it's hell), my shit dialog like usual 🤧 (someone give me tips I'm begging you),
Genre - fluff
Type - oneshot (?) I'm gonna be so honest I have no idea how this is gonna come out but I'll do my best 🙏
Comments- omg, dude, angel is my favorite so thank you 🤧🤧 I'm already in love with this ask lol. This is totally inspired by the song from Cinderella I have no shame. I also need to add to my rules lmao. Not because of you, you're doing great, drink some delicious water, eat some good food 😋 (that goes for everyone) but because I don't want anyone asking for specified readers for characters that don't swing that way canonically. It just hit me, and I need to add that lmao
So this is love~
Angel dust always had this facade about him, of his porn star persona. Everyone knows this, and only recently he's gotten out of it. After the war, after Husk breaking him out of his shell, he learned to be less of Angel dust, and more of Anthony.
Obviously, it took more than a few months, but he was feeling like himself, despite having to work for Valentino still. And, you've been helping him, whether you know it or not. Ever since you joined the project to become redeemed before the war, you both had become good friends.
And more recently, boyfriends..
Which shocked everyone to the core. Mostly Angel, to be honest. When he first started talking to you, he had done so with his facade. Using all sorts of innuendos, sneakily asking if you wanted to "get together for a little patty cake" in his room, and general flirting, much like he does did with Husk.
You always got too flustered to respond, but always knew to say no. But, you did try to move past his flirting and ask about him. Not his pornstar persona Angel Dust, no no no, you were asking about Anthony.
And you came to learn that Anthony was the sweetest man ever. While he was still a flirt, he enjoyed baking, romcoms, popsicles (grape flavored specifically), and making pasta! (Don't cancel me I beg of you 🙏)
And you got to know, AND fall in love with these different parts of him. Which includes the parts of him that enjoy non-sexual physical affection. The classic hand holding, hugs, kisses on the cheek or forehead, bunny kisses for sure, which is sending your touch starved ass into overdrive.
He enjoys how flushed your face looks after he gives you a forehead kiss anytime he sees you, or when he randomly grabs your hand to kiss it, looks you dead in the eyes and winks, then goes back to scrolling through his phone as if nothing happened.
However, you have never kissed someone on the lips before. Or had any sort of relationship with this much physical affection that you didn't know you needed, making you crave for more. Specifically, real kisses from Angel.
And you knew Angel would be more than happy to kiss you, but you wanted it to be special, so very special.
But.. Valentino called for Angel. He was having a bad day and needed a "pick me up."
And it just happened to be the exact same day you were going to ask Angel on the date, to ask him to kiss you.
You went looking for your gorgeous spider, finding him on the couch scrolling through his phone like usual. You knew that this was your opportunity to ask him, and off you went!
"Hey Angie, whatcha doing?" You hung on the back of the couch, smiling down at your boyfriend. "Not much, why? You want some attention?~" He teased, slightly patting his lap with one of his upper hands that were behind his head. "Kinda, I was wondering if you wanted to-" RINGGGG, his phone was going off. Angel panicked, seeing that it was his boss. He said a small apology before he jumped off of the couch and running to the corner of the room so you wouldn't hear Valentino's yelling.. as much. He kept nodding, muttering things you couldn't hear, but as soon as the call ended he deflated visibly.
"Shit.. sorry babes, but I gotta go, Val- he uh, needs a little help in the studio!" You knew he was lying, so you wouldn't worry, but you couldn't help it. Not to mention being upset, you had everything planned! "Nah, it's okay Angel, don't worry about it! I'll just.. tell you later."
He nodded then gave you a kiss on the cheek, hurrying out of the hotel to the studio he worked at.
It was the next day when Angel finally got back, hair messy, clothes out of place, and his tired eyes closed as he leaned against the doors, rubbing his face with his upper set of hands, and his lower set wrapped around his waist.
You were coming down from some breakfast, still in your pajamas when you say Angel again. "Angie?" He jumped, having not expected anyone to be up yet as it was Saturday, and Charlie let everyone have a free day from activities these days.
"O-oh! Hey babes, what're you doin up so early? Don't ya normally sleep in on Saturdays?" He was fidgety, nervous. This is how he usually acted after going to the studio, not to mention how much he avoided talking about it. "Yeah, I guess. I just couldn't sleep so I gave up and came down here. Did you want some food? I'm feeling like some bacon and eggs, or maybe biscuits and gravy." He was.. surprised by your nonchalant demeanor. He smiled though, grabbing your hand and kissing it softer than ever before. "Whatever you make sweet cheeks, I'll eat."
Your cheeks tinted pink ever so slightly, but you didn't feel nervous or overly flustered. Instead, you felt confident. So confident that you took the hand Angel wasn't holding and placed it on his round and soft cheek. He was also surprised, but leaned into your hand, whether or not he knew what you were thinking is a mystery. At least, it was until he started leaning down, eyes fluttering shut as he left just enough space between your lips and his to feel them ghost over the others.
You admired him a second longer, then closed your eyes, closing the distance between the two of you.
The kiss was short but sweet, you pulling away first, looking up at Angel with sweet doe eyes. Your first ever kiss was.. amazing, just like when you dreamed of it as a kid.
Angel gave you a dopey smile, then gave you a quick kiss on the nose, pulling away and tugging you towards the kitchen again. "Let's make some food, I'm starving ova' here!"
hello hazbin hotel
Angel: look, I can juggle.
He juggling dildos.
Husk: *sigh* can’t you just do balls?
Angel: what do you think my job is, Kitty?
Husk♥️♠️: did you know I can play the saxophone?
Angel🕷️: I can play the trumpet and the accordion
Lucifer🍎🦆: I can also the accordion. *Gasp* that can only mean one thing!
Charlie🏩: Dad! Jazz/Polka fusion will never be a thing! Move on!
Lucifer🍎🦆: you have no vision!
Husk (holding a maid dress near Niffty): I think you order the wrong size Nif.
Niffty: weird, I didn’t order a new uniform.
Angel comes in and snatches the dress from Husk.
Angel: Stop going through my mail
Charlie🏩: hey, Angel. Out of curiosity, what is the most embarrassing that ever happened to you at a club?
Angel Dust🕷️🩷: promise not to tell anyone?
Charlie nods.
Angel Dust🕷️🩷: I pulled a Barney Stinson. Me and a guy were grinding against each other for 2 hours. I turned to kiss him, and it was my cousin, Arlo. He thought I was a chick.
Angel🕷️🩷: Char, do you have a list of sinners that you won’t try to help?
Charlie🏩: yup, the top five are truly horrible beyond help.
Angel🕷️🩷: who’s number 1?
Charlie🏩: Valentino, fuck him with a giant cross
Angel🕷️🩷: Awe
Niffty walks in wearing a fake beard.
Lucifer confused: Why do you have beard?
Niffty: the better question is why don’t you have a beard?
Lucifer: because I don’t want one.
Niffty: well, I do. I don’t see you questioning Angel on his beard.
She points to Angel at the bar.
Angel: you hear that chin fur, you’re officially a beard.
Lucifer: Angel’s a man.
Angel sparkling eyes: another first, take that Pops!
Henrion all the way the mob district: I stand by what I said at your communion!!
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Hazbin Hotel headcannon though they may change when the show comes out.
Charlie: Transfem (she/her) bisexual with female preference and has ADHD
Vaggie: Caedsexual lesbian and has generalized anxiety disorder
Angel: Sex-neutral asexual gay and has autism
Alastor: Aroace
Husk: Asexual demiromatic panromatic
Niffty: Oriented Aroace and has autism and ADHD
Sir Pentious: Aroace and autistic
Cherri: Bisexual
Velvette: Lesbian
Vox: Omnisexual demiromatic
Valentino: Pansexual
Lucifer: Straight Ally
Lillth: Bisexual
My current Hazbin queer and nerodivergant headcannons!
Charlie: Bisexual with female preference and has ADHD
Vaggie: Asexual lesbian and has generalized anxiety disorder
Angel: Hypersexual asexual homoromantic
Alastor: Aroace
Husk: Asexual demiromatic panromantic
Niffty: Straight ally
Sir Pentious: Graysexual heterosexual grayromatic biromantic and autistic
Cherri Bomb: Bisexual recipromantic
Vox: Bisexual with male preference
Velvette: Lesbian
Valentino: Pansexual
Lucifer: Straight ally and autistic
Emily: Non-binary and uses any pronouns
Adam: Straight
Lute: Lesbian
What better way to celebrate your birthday than draw Angel Dust?? There is none
