Incorrect Quotes For Cross And Epic Because These Two Are Besties Goals.

Incorrect quotes for cross and epic because these two are besties goals.

Cross has anger issues don’t change my mind

Epic: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Cross: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Cross: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Epic: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Cross: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

Cross: I think I need a hug...

Epic: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Cross: You... you can let go now.

Epic: No, I absolutely cannot.

Epic: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Cross: What did you just say-

Epic: Foetons! *Laughs*

Cross: Wh-what?

Epic: Cross, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Cross: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Epic: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Cross: ...What???

Cross: Epic, please calm down.

Epic: I asked for two large fries!

Epic: *dumps fries onto table*

Epic: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Cross: Epic... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Epic: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Cross:

Cross: I wrote sanitize, Epic.

BABY

op’s turtle likes her daughter very much(chinese pond turtle) by 崇林

Things I have Learned from a discord argument.

2k12 splinter is now a Turkey. He is a trans trains Turkey.

Someone thinks 2k12 splinter is hot and everyone disagrees.

2k12 splinter’s beard is in fact a beard, and not a snood or a whisker.

2k12 splinter’s action figures are uglier.

2k12 splinter is friend shaped.

2k12 splinter needs to let Donnie use his tech.

2k12 splinter is an old ugly Turkey man.

All splinter iterations that are not 2k12 are stinky dusty rat men.

Rats can indeed boogie

Don’t google rat monkey. If you do wither be prepared to freak or be awed.

This all started by talking about fictional crushes

Kaz is the mod for the people

And more horrible things to come.

The fuck is this shit

No one, under any circumstance, should trust ink. Ink is a being of chaos and only managed to hold onto that vial through the power of plot.

XGaster: You are a very wise entity, Ink. I respect you greatly. I sincerely trust your judgement.

Ink: Are you sure?

XGaster: Why, of course-

Ink, holding an unlit Molotov cocktail and a lighter: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?

Ignoring their own injuries, huh?

How come no one made a cross joke yet, that is cross’ main instinct.

Killer: Pawniard is like the funniest pokemon ever to me. I know they’re proficient hunters that attack their prey like velociraptors and just stab them and tear them apart and attack and kill but they’re also like. They’re little guys. They’re just small children with knives for hands

Dust, reading out loud from the Pokedex: “Ignoring their own injuries, they sink their sharp blades into their prey, they attack violently and persistently until their target can no longer move, and then leave the finishing blow to their leader.”

Killer: Bitch, please. I would duct tape a pillow to my pawniard and give him oven mitts so he doesn't damage the furniture

Killer: Then whenever anyone comes over, I’d introduce him like “Yeah his name is Dark Souls 2, he likes to run with scissors and he keeps stealing my credit card to buy robux”