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Incorrect quotes for cross and epic because these two are besties goals.

Cross has anger issues don’t change my mind

Epic: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Cross: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Cross: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Epic: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Cross: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

Cross: I think I need a hug...

Epic: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Cross: You... you can let go now.

Epic: No, I absolutely cannot.

Epic: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Cross: What did you just say-

Epic: Foetons! *Laughs*

Cross: Wh-what?

Epic: Cross, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Cross: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Epic: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Cross: ...What???

Cross: Epic, please calm down.

Epic: I asked for two large fries!

Epic: *dumps fries onto table*

Epic: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Cross: Epic... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Epic: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Cross:

Cross: I wrote sanitize, Epic.

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