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19. tfbw changed my life. the homestuck urge to trollify everything. we're SO back B)

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I Love An "I Can't Believe I'm In Love With This Idiot" Dynamic. Where Person A Is Just The Worst And

I love an "I can't believe I'm in love with this idiot" dynamic. Where person A is just The Worst and person B is like "no accounting for taste, mine specifically, but what can I say? I like them."

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11 months ago

i need yuri kewnkite tbh like imagine superhero girlies falling in love that's something PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO GIVE US MAN...

On it boss 🫡


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11 months ago

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

11 months ago
I Felt Bad For Excluding Kevin From The Sibling Pictures, So Heres How I Imagine Him To Be. Heavily Inspired
I Felt Bad For Excluding Kevin From The Sibling Pictures, So Heres How I Imagine Him To Be. Heavily Inspired
I Felt Bad For Excluding Kevin From The Sibling Pictures, So Heres How I Imagine Him To Be. Heavily Inspired

I felt bad for excluding Kevin from the sibling pictures, so here’s how I imagine him to be. Heavily inspired by my oldest brother, who mastered the art of simultaneously being a Very Good Brother and a Very Bad Rolemodel in his youth.


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11 months ago

Tell us more about the twins' superhero/sot personas:)

GASPS SO LOUD okay so wherever douchebag and her brother moved to south park from did not play like this. like these were some repressed indoors kids. didn't have a lot of toys, basically just sat around being bored and annoying the piss out of each other attached at the hip.

Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)

so when douchebag gets sucked into this game by butters and cartman she's all in. this is the funnest thing she has ever done in her life and she thinks cartman is genuinely hilarious. i say this to say in stick of truth she's basically just along for the ride persona-wise. she ties one of her dad's long polo shirts around her neck for a cape, takes a wood sword and the fighter class headthing from cartman and calls it a goddamn day.

Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)

she's more interested in the game itself than creating a character- this is true of her in tfw too. she just wants to play the game. she knows that the guys have assumed she's a boy but just doesn't really care and if them assuming she's a boy means she gets to play the fun games and her brother can't come then she's here for it all day long. she did not ever expect to be king douchebag but once she's king douchebag can't nobody tell her nothing.

NEW GIRL IS DIFFERENT. he wants to play but hes really interested in all the character building stuff. he wants a cool costume and a cool character more than he wants to beat people up (although he definitely wants to do that as well. he’s more cheap shots and misusing fire based than his sister. she just hits really hard. he goes out of his way to fight dirty and with spectacle.) he starts seeing douchebag come home all roughed up and in costume and he wants to fucking play goddamn it he was not aware this was an option. douchebag tells him he can't play and he is so mad. kyle kidnaps him instead of douchebag to try and get douchebag to switch sides (because they are uncannily identical) and new girl is IN AWE. First thing he does is enthusiastically agree to all of kyle's terms (confusing everyone) and spend hours making his sick persona.

Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)

she's an arcane human girl who was born under the fire moon which comes only once every century and is the harbinger of deep and powerful magic. she was banished into the elvish woods when she was born because of this prophecy, and raised by wolves who taught her the magic of family that her evil asshole twin never did. now she swears revenge on all humans and especially her asshole twin. (kyle and the boys are kind of in the dark on this backstory they just see him make this little red riding hood looking getup from an old halloween costume and some of his mother's fake cherry blossom decorations and say “okay well thats. he kind of looks like a fairy in that. he actually kind of looks like a girl. wait shit is he a girl?? does anybody—has anybody but cartman confirmed that this kid is a boy???" and confusion ensues. he also doesn’t really have allegiances (except that he thinks kyle is cute). he just wants to be the drama. doesn’t care that much about the overarching story like douchebag does.

in tfbw

douchebag is mostly pissed off that cartman is trying to leave her out of the game. again she's not really worried about character creation, which means cartman and everyone else has to force her hand to make a character and the kryptonite and the " your dad fucked your mom" backstory and she just goes with it because she could not care less she just wants to play. she mostly wants to play with cartman and kenny and butters because those are her homeboys she picked favorites right out the gate. she does NOT want to play with kyle Imao she's still mad at him for letting her brother play stick of truth. she basically just swipes whatever superhero esq stuff cartman has laying around the base and makes another super basic costume and just really wants to brawl all the time thats one thing about her she just really wants to throw hands at all times.

NEW GIRL however. well they're not gonna let him play again because after they "figured it out" in stick of truth ("ohhh douchebag's not a girl he just has this weirdo twin sister got it") and cartman and douchebag both teamed up and threw a fit, they made an agreement that new girl absolutely could not play with them. banished from time and space. not in the game. go home.

which means he’s absolutely not invited to play superheroes. you know who else is absolutely not invited to play superheroes?

Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)
Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)
Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)
Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)
Tell Us More About The Twins' Superhero/sot Personas:)

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