Kyle Broflovski - Tumblr Posts
I think it’s very rude of Kyle to run away screaming from Nurse Gollum on the eve of “Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.” He must have a very bad mother.
“He’s just 8” I have way to much time on my hands. It makes it more funnier that I just finished the Scott Tenorman must die ep.
"There only 10 that's gross" yep and its south park
Kyman Playlist I made
No Cartman my favourite
Kyle Broflovski
Maybe Stan he be good support plus it would stop Stan from taking his life .
Yes he is like in crack babys
Idk Stan overeacts emotionally Kyle over react with anger and so does Cartman I think Cartman.
Yes but it's overrated asf
Yes he was a good dad and husband then they made him homeless with nobody.
Yes he should OD
Hot take Stan even his future was shit
Well Stan is Craig Kenny is like Clyde or jimmy Kyle like Tolkien and Cartman like Clyde too .
Easy Nicole, Heidi and probably Bradley
Butters
Oh well season 20 , season 1 and season 15
Best 3 are season 6 , season 12 and season 22
Clyde x kenny , Stan x red , scott x Bebe , Craig x Cartman, Tolkien x Bradley and Butters x Wendy
Cartman the bull frog , Kyle a fox , Stan a dog , kenny a rat and Butters is a bunny
Butters milkshake, Cartman mountain dew , Stan vodka, Kyle water and Kenny beer
Yes I think he has his new partner good for him .
I ship kyman
Cartman business man , Kenny drug dealer , Kyle lawer and Stan a vet .
Like 100
Ike
Scott x Clyde Wendy x Kyle Cartman x kenny
Yes he bi curious
Heidi becomes lesbian after dating Cartman
Kenny is duh
Oh god that Keresley girl who drew Kyle as a female dog feeding her puppies. Worst fanfic a style 1
Nope we fresh
No no no
Aha this fandom
Stupid
I'm most like Stan
Probably Butters
Randy
In your dreams
South Park ask/do meme
These are weird, fun and tricky questions (for me at least)
1. Do you hate eric cartman?
2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group?
3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours)
4. Is kyle a hypocrite?
5. Who overreactes the most?
6. Is creek really that great?
7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman?
8. Should Randy just die?
9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4?
10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who?
11. if you had to kill of 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder?
12. Who deserves more love?
13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park?
14. What are the 3 best seasons?
15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)
16. Match 5 characters with an animal
17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink
18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years?
19. What is your darkest south park related secret?
20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up
21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park?
22. Who is the cutest kid in south park?
23. Name your NOTP(s)
24. Is butters gay?
25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls
26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group?
27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen?
28. is the south park fandom expired?
29. should the south park fandom just end?
30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself?
31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid?
32. What SP character are you most like?
33. Which SP character would be your SBF?
34. Which SP character do you have a crush on?
35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer
I might write a fanfic about homeless cartman or a bendy one
Root beer
Happy Birthday Kyle
kyle Broflovski
:33 scene kyle !! AWRARWRARARA
TWO VERSIOSN BCS,, k dont know which one i like more HAHAH please take him
(i am really proud of rhis one yall my vodsbannabdns)
(im abt to double post get ready/j)
i drew the boys, i think,,, yesterday!! have them take them i dont want them
(NO i will NOT be coloring cartman, i ran out of fucks to give and i want to keep the sliver of sanity i have left.)
RAHHHHHHHH TSOT KYLEE RAHHH
this little bitch took FOUR FUCKING HOURS (explodes)
Idk this is somewhat of an au. Just a bit of writing bc I got bored.
(Stan is very used to a routine and finds it weird if things aren’t the same way apparently. I wrote basically this line so many times without even realizing 😭 it may change as I edit this-as this is from pre-editing clarity)
[After editing clarity: if you have any questions, comments, concerns or constructive criticism, feel free to give any, because I probably missed stuff in my current half-asleep state. Otherwise, enjoy!]
Stan was waiting by the bus stop, as he did every morning. It felt weird not to do so. He’d been doing it since third or fourth grade after all. It was just routine.
Before Stan could think too much about how long his routine had stayed virtually the same, his best friend Kyle walked over. He was without his ushanka today, something that happened a lot more since Stan said once that Kyle looked good without a hat. Stan didn’t mind.
Stan waved while he watched Kyle make his way over.
Pale, usually decently clear skin and fiery red hair. Green eyes that were brighter than his hat when he wore it, but still went with his accessories regardless.
Stan always found himself observing his super best-friend intently, but wasn’t sure why. He just figured he found Kyle neat, as you should with your best friend.
“Hey dude!” Kyle said, waving, before taking his normal spot next to Stan. “How’s it going?”
“Good,” Stan replied with a small smile.
“Glad to hear,” Kyle said.
They stood for a bit in silence, though not an uncomfortable one. They were such good friends that they could go a while without saying anything and not feel awkward.
After a few minutes, Stan pulled out his phone. He opened an app and started scrolling. It wasn’t long before Kyle was watching over his shoulder.
Stan was used to it at this point. Sheila let Kyle have a phone, of course, but she set up a ton of unnecessary, at least in Stan’s eyes, settings to the phone as Kyle got older. One of those was having the screen time off until after school ends each day, with the restrictions lifting at 3 pm.
Which led to Kyle using watching over Stan’s shoulder as a form of entertainment most of the time. Stan didn’t mind though. For some reason, he really enjoyed when Kyle took interest in whatever was on Stan’s phone and leaned in. Just. His super best-friend. Pretty much close as possible.
Stan shook whatever weird could-be-interpreted-as-gayass thoughts he had floating around from his head and switched his focus back to whatever random shit was playing on his phone.
Well.
He tried to at least.
All he could actually focus on was Kyle leaning his chin on Stan’s shoulder from behind to watch Stan’s phone. Kyle was fully leaning on Stan’s shoulder, close to his face, and Stan felt red.
He didn’t know why, but he felt a bit naseuos all of a sudden.
“Oh, dude sorry but I don’t think it’s the best idea to be so close,” Stan said, voice sounding tight.
“Oh, are you alright?” Kyle asked, sounding worried.
“Yeah. ‘m good. Just need to breathe for a sec…” Stan said, trying to calm his cramping stomach.
what the actual fuck was that about Stanley?! Stan said to himself in his head.
The naseua had calmed down, but now Stan had to address the reason as to WHY he had become naseuos in the first place.
Well, he knew that he used to puke around Wendy when he still liked her…
But that would mean…
Stan shook yet another thought from his head.
God, what was wrong with him today?
Yeah, no. Thats something to unpack later…
Right as Stan finished his thought, Kenny and Cartman arrived.
Kenny had chilled a bit on his lowkey-kind-of-perv-y ways as he’d grown, but Cartman was still a bit of an asshole. Stan honestly would’ve thought something was wrong if he wasn’t.
“What’s up f**s?” Cartman said as he patted Stan HARD on the shoulder, shoving him a bit. “Hope we didn’t interrupt a make out sesh or something.”
Cartman started laughing to himself. Kyle just glared at him, and Stan watched as he walked over to yell at the bigoted boy. A normal thing for the four friends to have play out.
“Hey Stan,” Kenny said from under his parka.
He wore it less often now, but it was a cold winter day, and the extra layer probably felt nice.
“Hi Ken,” Stan said with a greeting high five and fist-bump.
They stood for a bit watching Kyle and Cartman argue before the bus got to their stop.
They all climbed in, Kenny and Cartman sitting more to the front to gossip and be social, while Stan and Kyle sat at the very back of the bus.
Stan took out his phone again, plugging his earbuds in and clicking on his playlist. He stuck one headphone in his right ear and gave the other to Kyle. Listening to music together was an every day occurrence to them. One of Stan’s favorite moments in any day.
Kyle leaned on his shoulder, and after Stan made sure no one was watching them too closely, he leaned his head on top on top of Kyle’s and closed his eyes for a bit.
He wondered how far Kyle must be leaning down to pull off the leaning, but Stan didn’t want to interrupt the moment with unnecessary movement.
All too soon, they were at school, and they had to separate before anyone called them GAY.
Not that that was necessarily a bad thing, but they didn’t want people to label them as something they weren’t. They were just…best buds.
At least, that’s what Stan tried to get himself to believe.
Whatever. Let’s just get inside, get to our lockers and go to first period. No more gay thoughts about your best friend, Stanley, Stan thought to himself.
And with that, then walked into school for the day.
tumblr made it blurry, click to fix it lol
my friends recently found out i hc cartman as gay and that im not a big style shipper. whoops.
recently exposed to scene kyle and scene tweek and i kinda like the clothing style...
is this my scene awakening
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