You Could Post Anything Here And Everyone Would Go Like- 'that's The Most Coherent Thing I've Ever Seen

you could post anything here and everyone would go like- 'that's the most coherent thing I've ever seen in my life'

currently in my "toota hua saaz hu mein" era

I think something is wrong with me but at the same time idk what is right with me so does that automatically make it sound like something is wrong with me? Does this make sense? I hope it does.

feeling v "jag suna suna laage" lately

i was talking with someone and asked if they had friends. They answered, "i know a bunch of people but they're not really my friends" like totally got where they were coming from and totally related to that, but you know what i said? i was like, 'oh. well. everyone's my friend' and deep down my inner voices were screamingly reminding me that 'a friend to all is a friend to none' but anw

this girl was bitching about me and when I found out, she said she is sorry not because she actually was but because I found out, basically, she got exposed and all okay but ykw she said to me she was like- "I am really sorry yaar flow flow mein bol diya tha tu toh hai bhi 'therapist friend' toh maaf kardegi na. We good?" 'we good?' jaaye tel lene, mtlb yaar chomu bhi mein banu aur dyaalu bhi aur god ji I was toh flabbergasted. She was acting all 'not my fault' about what she did like totally avoiding being accountable for her actions, the AUDACITY