Desiposting - Tumblr Posts
Bhaut trauma hogya ab funny plus girlboss bnne ki baari hai
god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny
English: Dildo- s3x toy
Hindi: Dildo- give me your heart
Ek assignment banakar dene waale dost toh mein bhi deserve karti hu yaar
reminder: paani peelo marr varr jaayego na koi bachaane bhi nhi aayega
darling, are you okay? heard Chandaryaan 3 landed on the moon, hope your face is okay
trust me baba kuch nhi hua, bas overthinking aur flashbacks. Yeh toh roz ka hai hahahahhhhhhhhhhhh
kitne cool log ho tum sab, baate karu toh kaise tumse
padhle, tumhaare paas generation wealth nhi generation trauma hai aur usse ghar nhi chalta
tum logo ke tumblr posts dekhkar tumhaare therapist ko apne therapist ke paas jaane ki zaroort padegi
jitne logo ke poore mahine mein kalesh hote hai utne mere ek din mein hojaate hai, v productive
Bohot dekh liya maine
* takes off glasses*
So people born in 2009 are 15 now or they'll be 15 this year!
I thought I was 15 till yesterday!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lekin reality mai meri quarter life crisis shuru ho jaenge kuch saal mai ಠ_ಠ
Clearly my brain has sopped adding years to people's age after 2019.
Why the concept of guys wearing glasses is romantisized ?
While girls in glasses are called nerds!?
My phone has ghost touch screen so it randomly decides to press bunch of buttons any time of the day
So it happened in college and my classmate saw it she was completely shocked with how the screen was flickering , she believes my phone is possessed now 💀🤏