holdmyravioli - Your Friendly Neighborhood EMT Student
holdmyravioli
Your Friendly Neighborhood EMT Student

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holdmyravioli
4 years ago

Welcome!!! We have Doritos.

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holdmyravioli
4 years ago
Your Dash Has Been Blessed By The Pride Penguin!

Your dash has been blessed by the pride penguin! ❤️💛💚💙💜

holdmyravioli
4 years ago
This Is The Lucky Clover Cat. Reblogthis In 30 Seconds & He Will Bring U Good Luck And Fortune.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

holdmyravioli
4 years ago

Windbreaker

Pairing: Finn Balor x original character

Summary: Finn and reader sitting in a tree. R-E-A-D-I-N-G because learning is important.

A/N: I don’t only write for Finn, but Finn is my muse and I can’t help it. This is for the prompt #47 “Are you- Are you flirting with me?” and I definitely had no plans about how to write this one, so it’s a mess! Woo, yeah.

“Come on! Get up here!” Finn shouts down at me.

I stretch my arms into the air and groan, “No! I’m heading back, I’m tired!”

Keep reading

holdmyravioli
4 years ago

My godmother is an ER/ICU nurse and she’s out there busting her ass saving lives while some kids decide “hey let’s go party.”

holdmyravioli - Your Friendly Neighborhood EMT Student

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

She wanted to look out for younger patients. meanwhile, we have assholes on the beach for spring break. ya’ll don’t deserve Suzanne.

@theworldofotps @rxllynch @sassymox @writinglionqueen @superrezzy00 @jazzy-tzw @riottbliss @thirst-n-bullshit @biforbecky2belts @biforrollynch @msnikkimoneypenny @baysexuality

holdmyravioli
4 years ago
Me_irl

Me_irl

holdmyravioli
4 years ago

YA’LL, He’s so fucking adorable . BYE.

holdmyravioli
4 years ago
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holdmyravioli
4 years ago
..*silence**balor Possessed Trump*
..*silence**balor Possessed Trump*

…..*silence*……*balor possessed Trump*

You: *driving angrily*

Balor: *looks over timidly* fries sound nice righ—-

You: *shouting* NO FRIES!!!!!

holdmyravioli
4 years ago
He Looks Like A Grumpy Toddler Who Just Got Woken Up From His Nap And Hasnt Had His Juice Box Yet And

he looks like a grumpy toddler who just got woken up from his nap and hasn’t had his juice box yet and he can’t find his favorite toy truck

holdmyravioli
4 years ago
Mr. Grumpy Gills

Mr. Grumpy Gills 🤗

Mr. Grumpy Gills
holdmyravioli
5 years ago

Jesus Christ

Finn Balor Credit @JJWilliamsWON
Finn Balor Credit @JJWilliamsWON

Finn Balor credit @JJWilliamsWON

holdmyravioli
5 years ago
So Melanie Got My Flag And Took It On Stage And Im Not Ok Right Now

So Melanie got my flag and took it on stage and I’m not ok right now

If you use this pic please give me credit thanks


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holdmyravioli
5 years ago
So A Few Weeks Ago We Were Learning About Oxymorons And My English Teacher Said I Feel Like Being A Gracious

So a few weeks ago we were learning about oxymorons and My English Teacher said “ I feel like being a gracious dictator today.” I decided to quote him on that so I wrote it on the board. Time, Date, and everything. Fast forward to finals, this is what he put for the oxymoron example.


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holdmyravioli
6 years ago

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

holdmyravioli
6 years ago

Reblog if you think transgender people are NOT a burden

And you hate trump

holdmyravioli
6 years ago

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A SLYTHERIN, SUPPORT SLYTHERINS, OR ARE A GIANT SNAKE THAT KILLS PEOPLE BY MAKING EYE CONTACT

holdmyravioli
6 years ago

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

holdmyravioli
6 years ago
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holdmyravioli
6 years ago
holdmyravioli - Your Friendly Neighborhood EMT Student
holdmyravioli
6 years ago

#LetPikachuSayFuck

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

holdmyravioli
6 years ago

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

I WILL reblog this every time I see it

holdmyravioli
6 years ago

Heterophobia is totally a thing, especially on this site

- Don’t say straight people are “boring” - Don’t say things like “kill all the straights” - Don’t say things like “the straights are at it again” - Don’t automatically assume that straight people don’t have good sex - Don’t claim that straight relationships are worse than/not as valued as non-straight relationships - If you wouldn’t say the same thing to a gay person, it’s not okay to say it to a straight person because we’re all human beings trying to survive on this floating rock - Straight people can’t help their sexualities any more than gay people can - Just be a decent fucking person regardless of sexuality

holdmyravioli
6 years ago

PSA

It is 20Gayteen. I got called a dike yesterday for wearing a snapback. Calling someone a Dike is the same as calling them a fag. Lets just love each other.


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