I Feel Like A Lot Of My Blorbos Would Know Exactly What To Do In This Situation. Theyve Survived Worse,

I feel like a lot of my blorbos would know exactly what to do in this situation. They’ve survived worse, and know how to perform first aid and field dress their own wounds.

But this weirdo wouldn’t even try to staunch the bleeding:

Assuming Pinhead could be shot at all (could silver bullets or blessed bullets harm a cenobite, perhaps?), he’d either stand there monologuing about sweet suffering like nothing had happened or would dig around in the wound to make the pain more exquisite. Regardless, he’d tear his assailant’s soul apart.

(Snake Eyes image from Snake Eyes: Deadgame, and I’m pretty sure Pinhead’s is from Dead by Daylight. Not sure about the source on Boba’s so if someone knows, please let me know.)

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Godzilla and SCP-096 definitely bite.

I’m not sure about Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu, but I feel like they could if they wanted to.

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Absolutely! It’s impolite not to answer a cat.

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Outside of some eldritch gods, this guy:

Khrelan is my Vy’keen OC from the No Man’s Sky video game. He and Verity (a human) are two of my favorite OCs, and I enjoy writing their interactions. Khrelan still sees the world in a way humans can mostly understand (making him easier to write than one of my eldritch god OCs), but there are still notable cultural and biological differences.

I researched a lot of things for my take on his species. Vy’keen are warm-blooded humanoids who have both mammalian and reptilian traits. I based the Vy’keen respiratory system off a crocodile’s, and they require less oxygen than humans, despite being larger. There is very little obvious sexual dimorphism among Vy’keen, and it is assumed that Vy’keen rely on pheromones to tell the difference (although some human explorers believe that the metal beards seen on some individuals are an exclusively male fashion statement). You’ll see them extend their lower lips quite a bit to scent the air, and their excellent sense of smell can easily become overwhelmed by certain scents produced by the Gek (an amphibian-like sentient species). Some, like Khrelan, have learned that humans portray happiness or friendly intent with a smile, and have adapted their normal scenting behavior for interacting with our species. Results definitely vary:

(Khrelan takes a selfie with Verity’s camera.)

In any case, he’s really fun to write, and since I’ve been getting back into the game more I need to actually update their story. Hope my writing style is still somewhat consistent!

Which of your characters is the most alien?

Snake Eyes would absolutely survive.

Being an Arashikage ninja, stealth is his specialty. He’s also mute.

Even if one of the aliens did hear him, he’d be able to dispatch them quickly before making a silent getaway.

If anyone is surviving this invasion, it’s this guy.

*Referring to A Quiet Place movie franchise in which earth was invaded and taken over by predatory aliens who were all blind, therefore they hunted by their ability to hear even the faintest noise from far away. In the movies, the human characters have to stay extremely quiet at all times in order to survive.

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