The Baby Project || M.YG || 3

The Baby Project || M.YG || 3

Pairing : Min Yoongi X Reader

Genre : Fluff ( at some point I promise)

Summary : What happens when you and Yoongi are supposed to take care of a baby for a month?

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" Oh my god, please get the thing to stop crying!" Yoongi yelled as the baby woke up, again.

It was only the first night, but Naeun had woken up four times already, and it was now two A.M. All four times, you had gotten up, just because Yoongi didn't want to sacrifice his precious sleep.

" Shut up Yoongi, you can also help me yourself instead of complaining all the time." You sighed as you got up and walked to the little bed in the corner.

" I told you already, I don't want anything to do with that." He huffed before turning around in his bed and covering his ears with his blanket.

" Asshole." You muttered under your breath before picking Naeun up from her bed and sushing her.

She didn't stop but started to focus on playing with your hair more, making her cries silent. You moved to the kitchen and set her down on the ground, handing her her favorite stuffed animal. She started crying again. You sighed before quickly making the baby milk. You checked if the temperature was good before picking her up again and sitting on the couch, letting her drink it. You smiled and hummed a song while she drank. Once she was done you took the bottle from her and grabbed the towel which was hanging on the couch before setting it on your shoulder and letting her burp. You walked back to the bedroom once she was done and fell back asleep, so much for her first night here.

-

" Y/N!" Yoongi yelled frustrated, waking you up once again as Naeun was crying once again.

You sighed and got up, realizing that she was now crying because she had pooped. You looked at the time and realized that it was now 7 A.M.

At least she chose a decent time. You tough as you got up.

" Great..." You huffed as you went to change her diaper.

" You know Yoongi, if you aren't going to help, I will replace you." You told him as you set Naeun down in her baby bed to play with her plushies.

" Do it, you would honestly do me a favour. Also, move the kid out of the bedroom. I can't sleep whe she's crying all the time." Yoongi told you.

You rolled your eyes.

" I can't do that princess. She's supposed to wake us, or well,me so I can feed her." You told him with a sigh.

" I don't care. You can move to the livingroom with her." Yoongi huffed, obviously mad.

" Fine, but don't expect me to clean up after you or make you food no more." You told him.

" Fine by me." He said before walking back into the bedroom.

You looked down at Naeun, who was very much interested in one of her plushies and smiled, maybe Yoongi didn't have a heart for her but you surely did.

-

" Oh my god, she's so cute!" Your bestfriend screamed trough the phone as you were face timing her.

" I know right, but yours is cute too!" You smiled tiredly.

" Hey, are you alright? You look really sleepy." Areum asked you worriedly.

" That's because I am. Yoongi won't help me take care of her. How are you not tired?" You asked.

" Taetae's a great help. I took first half of the night and he took second. He's really sweet." She smiled shyly, avoiding eye contact.

" Aww, that's so cute. I wish Yoongi would help me like that." You sighed.

" Hey, maybe he will change his mind. And if he won't, just tell the teacher. Maybe you can change to Seokjin." She said and you nodded.

" You know what, if he keeps acting like this, I definitely will." You told her.

"Alright, well I have to go now. Tae just woke up so I'll make him something to eat." She said.

You nodded.

" Alright, I'll talk to you later loser." You smiled at her while waving.

" Definitely." She waved back before ending the call.

You looked at the time and saw that it was 5 PM.

Well, I better feed Naeun her bottle and then start making diner. You tough.

You got up and walked into the kitchen, preparing her bottle. You fed her before moving into starting on diner.

BTS Incorrect Quote #8

Yoongi : I'm straight

Jimin : Breathes

Yoongi : My straightness is in trouble

Housemates || P.JM || 9

DATE

Pairing : Park Jimin X Reader

Genre : Fluff

Summary : As BTS gets older, they all start longing for more personal space. All, apart from Jimin. As he decides to not want to live alone, he puts an advertisement online about him looking for a housemate. What happens when you come across it?

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Jimin huffed as he sat on the floor in the practise room, blankly staring at his reflection.

" What's wrong?" Hoseok asked after a moment.

" I don't want to go on tour." Jimin huffed.

" You don't want to see the fans and perform?" Hoseok asked.

" No of course not, I love them. I just don't want to leave Y/N by herself for that long." Jimin said.

" You think that she can't look after herself?" Hoseok questioned.

" No, I know she can. It's just that I'm afraid that something will happen while I'm so far away. What if she finds a better housemate?" Jimin asks.

Hoseok giggled.

" Silly. She won't leave you like that. Trust me. Also, we've got the afternoon and tomorrow off to pack our last stuff." Hoseok said with a knowing smile.

Jimin cheered for a moment before leaving to go home.-

Jimin smiled as he made his way into the apartment building, smiling as he got greeted by the over excited pup.

" C'mon Noble, let's go to Y/N. Are you gonna tell me where she is?" Jimin asked as Noble licked him a few more times before running to the livingroom where you were sitting on the couch.

You smiled at him and got up, making your way to him.

" You came home early." You smiled as you hugged him.

" Yes, they let me off early today." Jimin said, bascially repeating what you had said before burrowing his nose in your hair.

He loved how close you two were. He would never admit it, but he loved that you didn't have a boyfriend. This way he could be close to you without being jealous or having to mind personal space.

" You won't believe what has happened." You said as you pulled away from him.

" What is it?" Jimin asked.

" I got a date." You smiled.

Jimin's smile fell.

" What?"

" I know, it's crazy right. I met this guy called Denis and he's asked me out." You gushed, obviously happy.

" That's great." Jimin lied trough gritted teeth.

" I'm gonna go pack for tour." Jimin said as he walked into his room, shutting the door.

As mean as it was from him, he hoped that your date didn't go well.

-

Jimin gasped awake as he heard his phone ringing.

He sat up confusingly on the couch, Noble laying beside him.

What am I doing here?  He wondered as he stared at the tv.

Oh right, I was watching a movie all by myself because my cuddle buddy is on a date. He remembered sourly before staring at his phone.

Y/N it said with a heart beside.

And suddenly he was wide awake. He almost jumped from the couch in order to pick up, waking up Noble in process.

" Hey, what's up?" He asked, voice laced with sleep.

" Hey, can you, um, pick me up?" You asked, a slight quiver in your voice.

" Yes, of course. Where are you?" He asked.

-

" So what happened?" He asked, trying to ignore how good you looked in that dress.

" He turned out to be a douche, like I don't mind paying for my own food, and just tell me if you want me to treat you, but don't pull the ' I forgot my wallet' thing even tough I can see your damn wallet in your jacket." You huffed.

Jimin blinked at the road.

" That's just sad." He said as he ended up listening to you complaining about your shitty date, not that he minded tough.

The rest of the car ride went accordingly. Jimin simply listening and you ranting on and on and on.

" Let's have a movie night. In my bedroom this time, that way we can cuddle without falling off the couch." He suggested as you stepped inside the house, being greeted by Noble who came for a pet over head.

He knew what he said was rather intimate, but he hoped you would say yes.

" Sure. Just let me take off my war paint and change into something comfortable and I'm all yours." You smiled as you took your heels off.

" Oh and Y/N?" He  called.

" Yes?" You asked.

" I just want you to know that you look beautiful. I mean, you're always pretty, especially in your shorts and a big sweater, but I just wanted to tell you." He smiled, tough he was not ready for your reaction.

" Thank you." You said as you kissed his cheek.

He had never felt this giddy before.

The Baby Project || M.YG || 2

Pairing : Min Yoongi X Reader

Genre : Fluff ( at some point I promise)

Summary : What happens when you and Yoongi are supposed to take care of a baby for a month?

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Yoongi happened to arrive around an hour later than was asked and as the free weekend before the kids' arrival passed, he had been nothing but bothersome. He didn't clean up after himself, he always played loud music till late and he was overall just tiring. You really don't know how you will handle taking care of a kid when he's also acting like a child. You also learned that he can't cook and isn't willing to learn either. You just hoped that he would help you take care of this adoptee child. Right now you were once again seated in the lobby with Areum, Taehyung, Seokjin, his surprisingly nice partner Mina, and Yoongi. All of you were waiting to be called in the small room to the side where you will pick up your baby. ( A/N : that's so weird to type out for me. I completely dispise babies. But then again this whole story is old school where kids aren't addicted to phones, and then I suddenly do like babies.)

" Lee Areum and Kim Taehyung." Your best friend and her partner were called.

" Wish me luck." She smiled at you as you nodded and held her hand for a moment.

She soon dissapeared behind the door and came out a moment later with a child in her arms. She gave you a smile before walking to the elevator, Taehyung beaming at the child in her arms while carrying a bag.

Seokjin and Mina were called a few moments later too and now it was just you and Yoongi, who seemed to be asleep.

" I hope we get a boy." Yoongi suddenly said as he opened his eyes and looked at you.

" Why's that?" You asked him.

" Boys are less whiny." He stated.

" That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." You told him.

" And why's that?" He raised a brow at you.

" You're whining here in hopes to have a boy. And I don't know, but that works against yourself, boy. " You smiled.

" Whatever." He said before closing his eyes again.

" L/N Y/N and Min Yoongi." Your teacher called out, making you and Yoongi stand up.

" Alright kids, sit down. This is Naeun, she's currently four months old. She's not completely healthy and therefore needs to be fed every three hours, even at night. Do not forget that. This is your notepad, you will write everything down you do and at what time you do it. If you're leaving the house with her to get groceries, you write it down, if you're changing diapers, you write it down and so forth. The first week I want a repport of every day on my desk. If the first week goes well, you'll be allowed to take care of her with less supervision, meaning that I will only need your report every sunday. Also your budget will be 400,- a month, don't use it for yourself. Understood?" Your teacher informed you.

You and Yoongi nodded as he accepted the notepad.

" Alright, who wants to carry her upstairs?" She asked as you and Yoongi exchanged looks.

" She'll do it." Yoongi said uninterested.

" You better help in this Yoongi, you need a good grade and it isn't nice for your partner if she'll have to do everything herself. By the way, you'll carry the bag over there. Bag number 5 is yours." Your teacher pointed at a big grocery bag in the corner.

" And you, come with me." Your teacher said as you did what was told.

You were led into a side room where there were all small beds and you cooed at the babies you saw.

" This is her." Your teacher smiled at you as you two stopped in front of a bed which was numbered with a 5.

" Can I pick her up?" You asked her with a big smile.

" Of course, tough I do have to tell you she tends to cry a lot for no apparent reason..." She stopped talking as you had picked the baby up, who didn't seem to mind at all, instead she wriggled around to find a comfortable spot in your arms and sighed once she found it.

You both walked back out and you walked over to Yoongi, smiling and showing him the baby.

" Yoongi, say hi to Naeun." You smiled at him as you showed her to him.

He scrunched his nose up and walked out of the door.

" We'll hand in our first report tonight ma'am. You told your teacher who smiled and nodded at you.

You walked out the door and followed Yoongi into the elevator. As he pushed the button of the right floor, you used the time to study the baby's face. She already had a head full of black hair and long femine lashes. She was currently asleep, but you remembered that her eyes were a deep brown. You smiled at her.

" You look like you're in love with her." Yoongi said suddenly, causing you out of your trance to face him.

" Maybe I am, I mean how can you not? Look at her." You said as you turned your body so Yoongi could have a better look on her.

The lift dinged, signaling that you had arrived at the third floor.

" She's just your everyday baby Y/N. Can't get more ordinary." Yoongi said as he walked out.

You followed after him.

" Guys." You rolled your eyes, if only you were with Seokjin. You were sure that he would've been a better partner than this guy.

Bts Incorrect Quote #6

Priest : Kim Seokjin, do you take Kim Namjoon as your lawfully wedded husband?

Jin: I Scooby Dooby doo

Namjoon: Is it still to early to file a divorce?

Day 9 in quarantine:

I'm now wondering if celebrities toothpaste also has a famous brand like Gucci