Everyone On Hermitcraft Is Immortal In One Way Or Another. Whether They Were Always Immortal (Etho Still

Everyone on Hermitcraft is immortal in one way or another. Whether they were always immortal (Etho still is bad with time even after he's practiced so much. It didn't really matter to him for a long time.) or became immortal ("We can offer you power and knowledge no mortal could ever have!" said the Watchers. Grian wished he at least hesitated.). Whether blessed ("This is the greatest gift I can bestow upon you, great knight!" Wels accepted graciously) or cursed ("You wish to live? Then live you shall!" The vex cackled as Scar shook its hand.). Whether a side effect ("I suppose it comes with being undead!" Cleo shrugged) or the intent (Doc couldn't help but grin as his own code was displayed before his eyes). Whether they've always known (Joe was one reckless and apparently unkillable kid!) or found out later on (No there was no way Mumbo, a normal 16 year old, could have survived dying. If he did, he'd definitely be freaking out right about now!). No matter what way a Hermit was immortal, they were glad to have each other!

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"average hermit fishes once a day" actually just statistical error. average hermit fishes 0 times a day. fisher grian, who got possessed by the ocean and has fished 10,000 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

GRIAN DIDNT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THE SWITCH TO THE BEARDED FISHERMAN SKIN

WHAT

I EXPECTED SOME SORT OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF IT BUT NO HE JUST SWITCHED SKINS BETWEEN CLIPS LMAO

deep, long-suffering sigh

hey do you guys think that grian has gone a bit too f-aha-r with fishing this season? i mean it's become a problem by now, it's pretty bad, boys. it seems like he's really raised the b-aha-r with commitment to a bit, which i gotta admit is pretty rad boys

predictions for this season’s war on hermitcraft:

grian fights the ocean

"a very cool chimney. for a very small house. for a very small man. (im just kidding bdubs you're tall and beautiful)"

bdubs really is NEVER going to be free of that joke is he xD