// Hermitcraft S10 - Tumblr Posts

i very much just choked on the water i was drinking when fucking Heatwaves of all songs came on during a Joel Smallishbeans video

good gods that was unexpected

"I am Mumchle Angumlo"

i... i get what he means here. but also. mumbo. what the fuck

it's 1 in the morning, i have watched about 8 hours worth of hermitcraft content in the past 5 days, and i'm almost caught up! so it's everyone's favourite time: hermitstats!!! (i'm so tired)

the oldest video on the playlist is Smallishbeans ep.28 from August 29th, putting me at just under two weeks behind! the whole playlist is 7 videos long, and 3.75hrs(!!!)

now for the episode stats, as usual in no particular order!

Joel: 2 videos (ep.28-29), 43 minutes Etho: 1 video (ep.10), 58 minutes (why) Scar: 2 videos (ep.24-25), 53 minutes Grian: 1 video (ep.25), 43 minutes Mumbo: 1 video (ep.27), 26 minutes Tango: 0 videos (he's on here because he's on my list of POVs too)

commentary and rambling underneath the cut as per usual. there's like 5 paragraphs down there i apologize in advance, i'm tired and rambly

fucking. etho ethoslab why are your videos so SPARSE and so LONG. don't get me wrong i love his videos he's one of my favourite POVs but also. man.

also i am SO CLOSE TO CAUGHT UP i went from over 2 months behind to less than 2 weeks behind in the span of 5 days. i'm back on the grind. look at me go. i'm gonna get caught up this time i promise you and then we get to the FUN stat tallying for seasonwide shit (talked about that in this post)

i think the last time i was entirely caught up was literally in like march which is fun so i'm looking forward to actually knowing what people are talking about on this hellsite any of the ever

also i need a more standardized format for these posts. they're so all over the place good gods man

also also, hi, if anyone has suggestions for the statblocks please feel free to share, i already have ideas but i'm curious what people would want to see. i'll make a proper post about that at Some point idk man

okay by the time i'm done with this it's like 1:30am so it's time to send this post into the aether thank you for reading

....mumbo from the future? fucking around with time travel?

the Fuck is going on over there right now. i'm 2 weeks behind still so i suppose this may have been explained by now but

what??

he keeps changing the subject when grian tries to comment on or ask about they greying hair

mumbo what the Fuck are you doing over there what's going on. what has your research facility done to you

damn it i wish i could draw in the style i want to draw i am having feelings about mumbo and grian and i need them OUT I NEED TO INFLICT THEM ON THE MASSES (my followers)

gods FUCK IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS

"we've got our beacon box, useful box, ...That One!"

you coward say Horny Time With Joel in a video. say it. say it out loud. coward. the pg server is not in fact in the room with us right now and you, my good sir, named the box that

oh brilliant, mumbo is making absolutely unsettling lore cutscenes now

why is- what is this season. Mined scares me what is this portal-HLVRAI worst combination thing /pos

the pure unfiltered JOY in mumbo's voice when he finally got One point is infectious. i am grinning so hard watching this im so happy for him look at our boy go

i do not know how to express how viscerally badly i want to play Ravager Rush. i need to get my hands on the S9 world download to play Decked Out so i can Feel Something

but holy hell. i need this game. i want to play it so so so badly

okay i may just be tired but i swear to GODS mumbo is getting a five o clock shadow in the new video

Moon Big I Hear You Knocking On My Door WHAT IS THIS MAN PLANNING

why. no. stop it

hate it here

big fan of Mumbo Jumbo, The Character, making a fuckin youtube channel to react to Joe Hills, The Character

youtuberception. this is very amusing to me

joe of the hills variety you are a national fucking treasure never change please

there is something so oddly genuinely comforting about joel's building segment in his new video (31) where he keeps addressing us with "you, Viewer"

i don't know WHY but it's, nice

hermitcraft s10 is just people coming to Grian like "hey you made the life series you know how to do traps right. would you ummm would you help me with mine please please" im looking at you Ren and Joel

Theory Time!

Okay! Just to preference this theory, I don't actually think it's true. It would just be rrrreeeeaaally funny if it were.

So you know the trend where future hermits are kind of invited in by existing hermits before making their debut in the next season? Like how Tango helped Mumbo with an iron farm in season 2 or Pearl helped Grian with his mansion in season 7. Lil sneak peaks for the audience, if you will.

Well, what recent event occured where several minecrafters were invited onto the server? What dungeon crawling card collecting game do we know of that didn't just bring the server together, but brought several YouTubers outside of HermitCraft in on the fun as well?

See what I'm getting at?

"But wait!" You say. "That included six players! And the poster only showed us two shadow figures. That math just doesn't add up."

And okay, yes. I'm bad at math, I can admit that (no need to point it out so blatantly, sheesh). But what if those six players were competing for more than just frost emeralds and crowns? What if they were competing for.... The whitelist!

Eh? Eh?

This is where my theory gets funny, and ridiculous too. Imagine a HermitCraft meeting. Xisuma asks if anyone has some ideas of who should join next season. And everyone chimes in. They all have a suggestion. All 24 of them (Xisuma as head of HermitCraft acts as judge so he's supposed to be neutral, and TFC did also vote, but no one can see ghosts through discord).

"This is great and all," Xisuma says. "I'm really proud you've all made so many friends, but that's just too many to add to one season. Let's trim it down, shall we?"

And they do. To six mcyters. But it's still too much. And now everyone is at a stalemate. Thus the Great HermitCraft Meeting Debate of 2023 begins.

The debaters go round and round. Great points are made, passionate speeches, a comprehensive presentation with bars and graphs and statistics. Even some advertisements with the popular icon Scar advocating for several candidates all in separate videos. But it remains a stalemate.

Finally, when all hope is lost, a suggestion is made. Why not make them compete? Everyone loves Decked Out 2, it's been all most of them can think of for the past few months (years of we're talking about the dungeon master himself). What if all six candidates play the game and whoever wins joins HermitCraft next season. The Hermits all love this idea. Tango agrees to rent out his dungeon, on the stipulation that non of the candidates know what they are competing for. After all, Decked Out is supposed to be fun and he'd hate for his friends experience of his game to be overshadowed by real world stakes and stress.

Several more rules are added to keep things fair (though Doc grumbles that it doesn't matter how many rules you put down when certain tricksters excell at finding loop holes so is this really fair? Yes yes it is, Grian and Scar say at the same time) and a betting pool is placed before things are set in motion and this the great Decked Out 2 Special Event began.

This is all definitely real and not made up fun for the funsies so definitely take this with your utmost serious serious face. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

Quick sketches of Joel and Skizz while watching s10. I'm so excited for the rest fo the season.

HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10 BRAINROT LETS GO